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The Virgin Sargon The Chad Metokur can do whatever compensates by calling himself an ancient ruler he wants, btfos needs a p--- named after a euros on the daily shitposting forum license btfo by literally everyone from every side only name doxed after over a decade banned from patreon can disappear for months and still make patreonbux literally just wants to laugh at dumb s--- "i-i'm classical liberal" leaves stream muted for 20 minutes, isn't even a boomer fully doxed gets multiple times more live viewers probably an actual boomer, can figure out how to stream thinks the internet is srs bsns despite half the subs wears an oversized suit to try to look professional evades twitter ban has a good friend to doesn't even own a suit tweet for him ruins memes denounced gamergate as faggotry still cares about insanely dedicated fanbase gamergate big tiddy asian gf flirts with trannies despite being married

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Chad Sam I Am The Virgin Grinch Brilliant animated series Mediocre animated film Beautiful hand drawn animation Cgi animation Made by Illumination which is one of the worst animation studios Is faithful to Dr. Seuss' book of the same name while succeeding in stretching the book to a full series. The original was way better and it makes the Jim Carrey live action film look great by comparison. Made by Wamer Brothers Animation which is a respected TVanimation studio Narrated by Pharrell Williams Narrated by Keegan Michael Key from Key and Peele Voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch Voiced by Adam Devine, the voice of Pizza Steve and star of Workaholics Grinch isn't grumpy enough. Sam I Am acts exactly like his book counterpart.

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The Chad stride vs the virgin walk

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Virgin Detonator Pyro v. CHAD SCORCH SHOT PYRO

virgin Detonator Pyro VS. Chad Scorch Shot Pyro Probably uses the Powerjack so he can escape the f----- up situations he got himself into Knows that Scorch shot is better for both attack and defense Thinks he's hot s--- Uses the Frying Pan, hangs out with Demopans for using Detonator Can't go 5 seconds without telling people about how he had to learn to use this piece of trash Kills friendlies because he can't bare to watch other people having fun High-fives every friendly he can Shoots to kill. As simple as that Uses Detonator to get up to high places to taunt kill F2P snipers like a p---- Helps the team push or capture intel Taunts after every kill like a scunt Respects the other team Probably has the Degraser equiped Can equip any flamethrower, works with everything because the Detonator doesn't work with anything

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the long s v. THE COOL S

The chad cool S The virgin Long S - can be repeated in a chain (versatile) - easy to draw: even a 3 year old could - Paradife Loft do it - not even used in English anymore - gives anxiety to math students everywhere - worldwide phenomenon - instantly recognizable - way too many rules for usage: far more - Congrefs of the United States complicated than - looks 3d ie/ei - hard to write - no rules: if you write it backwards it just becomes a 2 - doesn't even look like an s

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virgin chad vs chad virgin

The Virgin Chad The Chad Virgin VS. Relies on women's opinions for self esteem Outfit's colours clash, Bland sense of style, Doesn't give a s--- about anyone's opinions no sense of style but it's there Takes his Super Sonico Will never go on a date that waifu pillow to Denny's isn't a one night stand OUCH! Probably has 4 or 5 STDS Fully disease-free Never even heard of p--- Has a pornhub premium membership, still prefers rule 34 Insecure about d--- size, 43 inch d---, even though it's above average not for anyone's pleasure but his LVL 42 Cleric in his friend's DnD game Does nothing but drink with his friends Blames women for his problems, Respects women out of gets s--- for it and doesn't care Exclusively watches finest quality anime societal pressure Likes watching brainless sport channels

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Virgin Daedric Armor Fanboy v. CHAD DRAGONBORN ARMOR USER

vs CHAD DRAGONBONE ÅRMOR USER VIRGIN DAEDRIC ARMOR FANBOY THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT THE HIS ARMOR LOOKS GUY WEARING THIS EATS DRAGON GUARDS ARE GENUINELY LIKE IT WAS P---- FOR BREAKFAST READY TO SELL THEIR DESIGNED BY AN FACE IS PARENTS TO GET A PIECE EDGY 12 YEAR OLD COVERED WAS BLESSED BY THE OF HIS ATTIRE ALLFATHER TODD WAS WORN BY SOME HIMSELF ELVES S--- DAEDRIC FUCKFACES THEMSELVES SEEING THIS PILE OF THE HiS HANDS ARE SO GUARDS DON'T TRUE NORDIC SWEATY HE NEEDS A GIVE A S--- B-B-BUT THE HIGHEST CHADNESS APPROACH LEATHER GLOVES TO ABOUT HIS BASE DAMAGE THEM HOLD A WEAPON ARMOR ABSORPTION HiS DRAGONBULGE BURSTING FROM UNDER LEATHER LINING CAN BE SEEN ALL ACROSS SKYRIM

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Virgin Stormcloak v. CHAD LEGIONNAIRE

Heroes of Skyrim shows Stormcloak soldiers fighting Heroes of Skyrim shows helmets are a must have in the legion without helmets "The Virgin Stormcloak" "THE CHAD LEGIONNAIRE" His leader started this war because he thought it was the Emperor who ordered his arrest when it was "Most of the Legion is tied down on the border with the Aldmeri Dominion. The Emperor can't afford to risk weakening Cyrodiil's defenses. From the Imperial City, our war here is just a sideshow. An interlude before the main event against the Thalmor resumes."- General Tullius Has been fighting weakened legions composed of locally recruited men to a standstill for years and thinks he and his shield-brothers have a chance against the Dominion actually Jarl Hrolfdir who Joined the Legion because he is tired of the Stormcloaks tearing everything apart and weakening everyone ordered it Part of an unnorganized and undisciplined army, what is emphacized in His leader refuses to have a navy despite the fact that most of Part of an organized and disciplined force, what is also enphacized in cards from The Elder Scrolls: Legends (specially the Tullius' Conscription card) cards from the Heroes of Skyrim's shores are controlled by the Stormcloaks Skyrim expansion of The Elder Scrolls: Legends Him and his shield brothers are basically defending themselves from the Stormcloaks, since the imperial supporting nords of Skyrim have fought pretty much by themselves for most of the Civil War Dialogues from Stormcloak soldiers and Beirand reveal that Does not know the Uses a simple chainmail shirt that barely covers his limbs, just like regular city guards a great part of Skyrim's legionnaires use plate (heavy) armor, which provides more protection than chainmail alone. Thalmor mostly act alone, from the shadows and without help from the Legion Claims to value the nord traditions but Attacks Whiterun, a neutral hold, just to expand the position of army he is part of, despite the fact that Talos worship was legal there and that the nords Ulfric clearly states that Does not help the Thalmor kidnap Talos worshippers around, despite what the Stormcloaks keep saying he won't let the moot Will certainly have the Legions of Cyrodiil, which are stronger and more powerful, as allies when the next war against the Aldmeri Dominion starts, which means he and his shield brothers certainly won't fight the Dominion by themselves in the future. choose Elisif if he has any say in it His leader had barely caught the attention of Cyrodiil before he killed Torygg, and after this he got of Whiterun were ruling themselves Him as his shield brothers are being used by the Thalmor as means to and end to keep the war on and keep Skyrim weakened, what only benefits the Aldmeri Dominion (what is a big deal since the Stormcloaks started the Civil War) Hates the Thalmor but knows that personally captured by an imperial general the Dominion is a sleeping beast and that the nords won't be able Says the Emperor was a coward for to defeat by blindly swinging their weapons at the Dominion while the Empire is weakened signing the Concordact but in a few months ter the gor says nothing about Ulfric surrendering to Tullius' ambush after the general was in charge of the legions

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Virgin Scooby Doo v. CHAD SCRAPPY DOO

The Virgin SCOOBY Do0 The Chad Scrappy Doo Impossible to understand Lives in a what he's saying constant state of fear Iconic catch phrases Understands Hangs out with hippies, probably a pacifist that violence like "Let me at em!" is sometimes Unable to be necessary Speaks in clear, perfect English found when we've got some work to do, now Binge eating disorder "Ta-da-da ta-da! Saved a beloved Puppy power!" is timeless and franchise from irrelevance hilarious

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THE CHAD JUST WANTS TO GRILL FOR GOD'S SAKE

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What Happened in Iowa on that Day...

The Virgin Biden The Chad lowan Farmer No Spine Has a spine Can't answer a Works hard Does Pushups simple question Hates the Working Class Record Players Called out Biden to his face Doesn't need to workout to be a boss Would lose to Nobody knows what he is saying half the time Trump in a debate Would beat the s--- out of CornPop

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Virgin Air Bud v. CHAD SPUDS MACKENZIE

THE VIRGIN AIR BUD THE CHAD SPUDS MACKENZIE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE HE IS BECAUSE HE'S OFF HIS ASS ON COKE HALF THE TIME THE MASCOT OF A FAILED MOVIE FRANCISE i dont wanna party any more JUST A MARY SUE DISGUISED AS A CANINE THE ICONIC FACE OF A MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY KNOWS NOTHING OTHER THAN HOW TO PAAAAARRRRTTTYYYY INFERIOR GOLDEN RETRIEVER BREED ONLY KNOWS HOW TO PLAY VARIOUS SPORTS BULL TERRIER: THE ORIGINAL PARTY ANIMAL CANNOT STOP PARTYING EVEN IF HE WANTED TO DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO PARTY

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The Virgin Sargon The Chad Metokur can do whatever compensates by calling himself an ancient ruler he wants, btfos needs a p--- named after a euros on the daily shitposting forum license btfo by literally everyone from every side only name doxed after over a decade banned from patreon can disappear for months and still make patreonbux literally just wants to laugh at dumb s--- "i-i'm classical liberal" leaves stream muted for 20 minutes, isn't even a boomer fully doxed gets multiple times more live viewers probably an actual boomer, can figure out how to stream thinks the internet is srs bsns despite half the subs wears an oversized suit to try to look professional evades twitter ban has a good friend to doesn't even own a suit tweet for him ruins memes denounced gamergate as faggotry still cares about insanely dedicated fanbase gamergate big tiddy asian gf flirts with trannies despite being married

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