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Boring dialogue by the The Virgin Sorols same three voice actors Forged in the Ottoman Empire under the oversight of none other than Mehmed II himself Rich and lore-telling story revealed through epic pages of silent reading CHADBAND Literally always surrounded by soldiers and heroes, is never alone Can only take one soulless companion, most of game is spent alone in the woods Cobbled together by a lying manlet in America Slaughters hundreds of enemies and enslaves the survivors: just another day in Calradia Kills five bandits, considered largest battle in game Default as the "chosen one" and have your hand held as the good guy throughout the entire game Sequel is the most hyped up event in human history No sequel in sight, no one would care if there was one Total freedom of choice develop own story and decisions, no moral endgoal but play as hero anyways More depth than the ocean economy, relationships, royal marriages, interfaction relations Game goes stale 30 minutes in playtime feels like a chore Boring and clunky combat segments that are cluttered with pointless magic Combat is engaging and fast-paced, magic is for Every replay is different, fresher than slaughtered beef Even poorly-made sex mods cant save the letdowr The only slavery in the game is that of the player, forced into dumb quest lines by hearing dialogue alone Human trafficking absorb enemies into your own warparty Vanilla is premium, mods not necessary but are creatively thought out and truly game-changing Have to walk virtually everywhere Never without a trusty steed Textures look like a------ on highest settings, has to be re released to look even half-resolution Low-resolution is a deliberate style everyone loves it anyways Can't find an objective even with a wimpy pointer Hunts down a single looter by Borcha alone

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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Boring dialogue by the The Virgin Sorols same three voice actors Forged in the Ottoman Empire under the oversight of none other than Mehmed II himself Rich and lore-telling story revealed through epic pages of silent reading CHADBAND Literally always surrounded by soldiers and heroes, is never alone Can only take one soulless companion, most of game is spent alone in the woods Cobbled together by a lying manlet in America Slaughters hundreds of enemies and enslaves the survivors: just another day in Calradia Kills five bandits, considered largest battle in game Default as the "chosen one" and have your hand held as the good guy throughout the entire game Sequel is the most hyped up event in human history No sequel in sight, no one would care if there was one Total freedom of choice develop own story and decisions, no moral endgoal but play as hero anyways More depth than the ocean economy, relationships, royal marriages, interfaction relations Game goes stale 30 minutes in playtime feels like a chore Boring and clunky combat segments that are cluttered with pointless magic Combat is engaging and fast-paced, magic is for Every replay is different, fresher than slaughtered beef Even poorly-made sex mods cant save the letdowr The only slavery in the game is that of the player, forced into dumb quest lines by hearing dialogue alone Human trafficking absorb enemies into your own warparty Vanilla is premium, mods not necessary but are creatively thought out and truly game-changing Have to walk virtually everywhere Never without a trusty steed Textures look like a------ on highest settings, has to be re released to look even half-resolution Low-resolution is a deliberate style everyone loves it anyways Can't find an objective even with a wimpy pointer Hunts down a single looter by Borcha alone

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