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Anonymous 11/07/19(Thu)21:02:15 No.111186448 111183471 The virgin $150k per year Queer & Gender Studies In Media undergrad degree theory. The CHAD edgelord headcanon: Cinderella is set several millennia after a post-apocalypse reset the pace of civilization back to pre-Industrial levels. The fairy godmother is a hardlight semi-strong Al from the age before The Fall that survived and is keyed to Cinderella's bloodline (her distant ancestor was one of the lead engineers who worked on the project). The cause of The Fall was a highly infectious virus that mutated to become gender specific. Following the post-Fall social norms that arose in Cinderalla's part of the world, all leaders of that little kingdom are designated male even if they're biologically women, and the Prince, who is XX- chromosome, was raised as a man from adolescence, since men are still a somewhat rare commodity in that area.

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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Provides funny/memorable videos such as Trololo, Numa Numa, Dramatic Chipmunk, etc Cries about the video getting demonetized 24/7 and ironically Makes videos for s--- and giggles and because of that, they could almost do/say anything they want Cringy tik tok/musically videos censors themselves so video can You Tube YouTube | get across Broadcast Yourself Soulless channel layout that kills off invididuality in order to look "modern and fresh" Customizable channels Little-to-no clickbaity videos and even when they are, usually trolls people with Has thumbnails of that reflects personality of a YouTuber based on virgins holding their dear product while what they like/do CHAD RICKROLL S----- algorithm that for some reason brings up. kiddy videos BEING RECORDED AT 3 AM!! (DON'T WATCH) Popular videos that stays afloat for about 2 weeks thanks to the high Algorithm is actually useful based on a video you've watched Extremely useless "Trend" button that brings nothing to the table other than clickbaity content and boring gaming videos view count Promotes already famous YouTubers or just celebs Promotes upcoming YouTubers from their hard work Mostly have meme comps and videos from Twitter. Not even Records with a high production camera with unnecessary s--- in the background that looks like a science fair project in order to be transparent Has YTPs, hilarious content that remixes many media (mostly CD-I) into living shitposts and would go on to be remembered for plenty of years funny in the slightest and comes off as lazy Records with a limited webcam (or Hypercam 2) to give it a homely and relatable vibe

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The virgin Mawtini The chat Ardulfurataini Watan Doesnt talk about ال لهاکبر Iraqs history Nobody has respect for it Made during the hard times in Iraq Despite it being shorter than Badass lyrics that make you Ardulfurataini, its harder to want to go fight Iranians memorize because its gay Had lots of respect Fits the Iraqi people and during the Saddam Era Its literally just represents them Palestines old anthem Made when Iraq Honestly just doesn't fit was on its feet Iraq or the Iraqi people Original song

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The Becky Urovity THE STACV CREATI Uravity Hero name is dumb and Plain looking hair and face and has the nerve to call others plain looking boring Cute and simple hero name Tacked on s-- backstory added on by author to make her seem less boring than she already is To cowardly to tell or admit she loves Deku Comes a from a rich and Wild and sexy hairdo loving home Her Quirk gives her motion sickness and she can't touch or grip anything without gloves Also got her ass handed to her by CHAD Explodo-Kills Costume looks dumb as hell and looks like there's an entrance to her p---- Is extremly beautiful inside and out Has been voted as the one Has an awesome and of the most disliked powerful Quirk Shounen Jump heroine's Hangs out with an autistic nerd and a hypocritical rich kid Tutored her friends and classmates out of the goodness of her heart Is one of the strongest students in Class A Boring color scheme is featured in thousands Daughter of two poor f--- Her entire character of doujins revolves around Deku Revealing but cool and practical costume Couldn't even get into the top 10's of her class Has blessed and touched by Prophet Mineta There's hardly any doujin featuring her at all Wears stupid and Impractical oversized puffy boots Smartest in her class

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Virgin Miles Comic v. CHAD MILES INTO THE SPIDERVERSE

The Virgin Miles Morales The Chad Miles Morales Only f---- with Has some lame same- interdimensional Stacies. Still Haircut breaks every law, including those of nature, gravity and human decency. Pretends not to notice universe Becky for a girlfriend, too scared to actually make moves respects her emotional boundaries Dumbass haircut conforms to society Star of an Oscar-winning masterpiece from the same studio that made the Emoji Uses classic web pattern; not brave enough to be original Movie Can't even defeat a common Made his own suit by modifying the original in his own style, a perfect metaphor for his character mugger without using at ast 3 venom blasts an turning invisible twice Made it through most of Gets his best friend to do the movie without so everything for him. Can't even much as a thwip. Only make his own web fluid uses venom blasts for Got his web shooters from the Changed universes, immediately became plot importance goddess Aunt May herself. Barely needs them. irrelevant once he wasn't the only Spider-Man Perfectly comfortable with his own universe, even after learning he's not special Shoehorned in as a minority alternative when fans got tired of white Spider-Man Is the main character of his entire universe. Peter Parker Mediocre story at had to die just to make way best for this Chad Has a beautiful story about the power in everyone to be a hero. Made me cry in the theater

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Virgin Jotaro Kujo v. Chad Jonathan Joestar

CHAD JONATHAN JOESTAR VIRGIN JOTARO KUJO -uses his fists and hamon power to fight undead, and prevent his evil vampire brother from over taking the world -has a beautiful mane that he is not afraid to show -has a punching ghost that does most of the things instead of him, while he's just standing there with a rock -has an ugly-ass hair that he hides with a hairy hat face -poses like a -beats the s--- out of a newborn -points with a finger instead of posing magnificent greek vampire without hamon -never fought a vampire before statue -defeated a weak 100 years old vampire with as powerful stand as his Star Platinum because of a plot twist -is being himself -nearly kills one of the most powerful vampire without any plot twists. -hides his personality with "I'm badass guy" look -continued f------, even after his own death -f----- once -protected a girl who he never knew from bullies, even tho he knew he would lose, -screams at girls who he studies with -calls his mother a bitch as a kid -respectful to his mother, even so he would look cool. tho she died before he even -became an archeologist, because dinosaur bones are epic knew her -has a virgin dad who stayed virgin even after f------ with his mother -became marin biologist to spend more time with dolphins, and less time with his family -has an amazing dad who cares for him and that's the reason why he is so strict towards him. he wanted JoJo to become a jentleman, and succeded

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The Virgin Jack Walker The Chad Biggi Mombassa Drives FWD and AWD cars like the Has a booming, deep voice that will attract any nearby Stacies Gets heartbroken like a little bitch Subaru Impreza WRX STi or Honda Integra Type-R when he gets his ass handed to after losing in pink slip races Literal virgin-tier voice acting His crew name"Angel Westside" is fairly good despite the initials Looks like a hideous mix between Brendan Fraser and Fortnite's default skin "Jonesy" Drives RWD cars with s--- handling ike the Toyota Supra, which is very AWBN Possibly one of the manliest drivers in the game's roster Blatant sore loser Pretty skilled at driving cars prone to oversteer His surname is a piss-poor cash-in to the F&F actor Paul Walker (R.I.P.) One of the best drivers to Loses with grace, specially when coming with an inspirational quote after his defeat in pink slips Flexer-wannabe, as he brags about his cars being "superior" to other "poor" ones only to get decimated by someone in a cheaper yet competitive FWD car bet, specially when doing the Class 1 Sprint race spectator bet exploit where you'll get a shitton of money when betting on his Dodge Viper GTS His crew is called "Omega Tau" which doesn't make any sense His races can range from challenging to difficult, which requires precise caution and skill A huge laughing stock that makes T.K. look a million times more skilled Actual well-respected street racer than him Massive tryhard Very charismatic mमव

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The Chad Steve Smith The Virgin Chris Griffin Voiced by the virgin Seth Green Voiced by the Chad R&B Singer is a genious who later invents a time machine Dated a bossy girl with down syndrome Scott Grimes Is a mouth breathing retard has no friends Made out with his stacy sister Lost his virginity to his sister who is a had a literal Father is a chad CIA Agent is tough on his children, but does it because he loves them female wizard cute thicc goth gf Father is an abusive has lots of friends alchoholic p-------- writers forget he even exists Got molested by a space alien who are loyal to him Got molested Pet goldfish is a racist german Gets a couple episodes about him by a creepy old man every season Pet dog is a liberal douche High Energy

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CHADSWORLD Hotel The Virgn Characters overdesigned to look unique none of them can be told apart anyways Simple but effective designs, characters are easily recognizable Animated "independently" Animated independently Johnny Test-level sound design Relies on childish sex jokes and memes Series continues and is loved even after death of creator Intended for adults only watched by children Fun for all ages Only notable for its large budget Loved and respected by Clever jokes everyone Is basically gay Family Guy with sparkledogs Creator worked on it until his dying breath

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best bow in the game docsn't use it Virgin Noyan CHAD BOYAR s----- horse cosplay moustache ridden by wispy facial hair grows it anyways sad purple-maroon mixture human women mens armnour that fits chest armour that tired stance from doesn't fit weird time zones primary export: no horde tactics splits into several lv5 melees testosterone bowed legs from kneeling and riding pale from too much anime more terrifying as a woman womens boots to undying loyalty sees nation as his own only allowed to mount by horses impress his horse muscled legs from feet that have years of actually walking stepped inside a castle

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Anonymous 11/07/19(Thu)21:02:15 No.111186448 111183471 The virgin $150k per year Queer & Gender Studies In Media undergrad degree theory. The CHAD edgelord headcanon: Cinderella is set several millennia after a post-apocalypse reset the pace of civilization back to pre-Industrial levels. The fairy godmother is a hardlight semi-strong Al from the age before The Fall that survived and is keyed to Cinderella's bloodline (her distant ancestor was one of the lead engineers who worked on the project). The cause of The Fall was a highly infectious virus that mutated to become gender specific. Following the post-Fall social norms that arose in Cinderalla's part of the world, all leaders of that little kingdom are designated male even if they're biologically women, and the Prince, who is XX- chromosome, was raised as a man from adolescence, since men are still a somewhat rare commodity in that area.

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