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The THAD ONCE A MONTH The Virgin Nutting everyday The Incel Rapid Nut The Brad The CHAD Once a Week or Two effectively controls his d---'s blood supply Once a Few Weeks nuts to hot women nuts to his patrician taste of robogirls or whatever is so uncontrolled ALL the stacies and stuff, but he's still on jewhub satiates his untimely he actually found pleasure in that birth scene from that one line up for him his wanks erections with barbells ignores his erections with he chooses and his arm and bench presses feels disgusted after nutting "experimenting" have turned him is f------ hobbies too lasagna cat video massive has full control f---- good looking local stacies into a furfag keep trying, kid. has like 15 over his libido may actually nut into a brandy everyone tries to ignore the nut stain those toy cars in his colon deliberately shorts feels truly relaxed after nutting has stupid ass sorta feels empty, but hey, he's doing better than most never nuts until at least a month were because fetishes due to lack feels fine after he nuts has hobbies once gray he is rubbing just ain't enough of control has gone by, his lucky stacy ends up bestowing the child to a monstery to keep him/her pure for the extra his other partners end up girlcumming so much they're more dehydrated than africa singlehandedly (lol) the reason nuts at least 3 times time a day "АAAAAAAAН why that weird ass project I'M COOOOMING" x game is alive THE DAD CENTENNIAL THE LAD CUMEHAMEНА ONCE A YEAR his eyes and veins glow because the blood used to keep his d--- stable has also gone radioactive is the chosen one, awakes once a hundred years and spends 100 more years until he nuts in the chosen girl (MOM) and goes back to dormancy MOM ends up so filled she looks like something in the incel's incognito tabs, and her 100 children end up becoming LADS in the future is the reason why THAD has the power to be a THAD to begin with his once a year nut is effectively a nuclear bomb He roars "CUUUUUUH MEEEEEH HAAAAA MEEEEE HAAAA/ АAAAAAAA" HIS D--- IS LITERALLY the one (un)lucky girl ends up having a nut so powerful RADIOACTIVE it inflates her until she looks like has to r--- his girls, who end up forgetting the sexy times from orgasming so much they black out, still never nuts until it's time 1 something you'd see in the virgin's incognito tabs 3 his toughest sperm are paraded around in his bloodstream and rewarded by becoming the functional heads on his chin

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The THAD ONCE A MONTH The Virgin Nutting everyday The Incel Rapid Nut The Brad The CHAD Once a Week or Two effectively controls his d---'s blood supply Once a Few Weeks nuts to hot women nuts to his patrician taste of robogirls or whatever is so uncontrolled ALL the stacies and stuff, but he's still on jewhub satiates his untimely he actually found pleasure in that birth scene from that one line up for him his wanks erections with barbells ignores his erections with he chooses and his arm and bench presses feels disgusted after nutting "experimenting" have turned him is f------ hobbies too lasagna cat video massive has full control f---- good looking local stacies into a furfag keep trying, kid. has like 15 over his libido may actually nut into a brandy everyone tries to ignore the nut stain those toy cars in his colon deliberately shorts feels truly relaxed after nutting has stupid ass sorta feels empty, but hey, he's doing better than most never nuts until at least a month were because fetishes due to lack feels fine after he nuts has hobbies once gray he is rubbing just ain't enough of control has gone by, his lucky stacy ends up bestowing the child to a monstery to keep him/her pure for the extra his other partners end up girlcumming so much they're more dehydrated than africa singlehandedly (lol) the reason nuts at least 3 times time a day "АAAAAAAAН why that weird ass project I'M COOOOMING" x game is alive THE DAD CENTENNIAL THE LAD CUMEHAMEНА ONCE A YEAR his eyes and veins glow because the blood used to keep his d--- stable has also gone radioactive is the chosen one, awakes once a hundred years and spends 100 more years until he nuts in the chosen girl (MOM) and goes back to dormancy MOM ends up so filled she looks like something in the incel's incognito tabs, and her 100 children end up becoming LADS in the future is the reason why THAD has the power to be a THAD to begin with his once a year nut is effectively a nuclear bomb He roars "CUUUUUUH MEEEEEH HAAAAA MEEEEE HAAAA/ АAAAAAAA" HIS D--- IS LITERALLY the one (un)lucky girl ends up having a nut so powerful RADIOACTIVE it inflates her until she looks like has to r--- his girls, who end up forgetting the sexy times from orgasming so much they black out, still never nuts until it's time 1 something you'd see in the virgin's incognito tabs 3 his toughest sperm are paraded around in his bloodstream and rewarded by becoming the functional heads on his chin

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