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Natural hair with no need for silly dye The Diamond Virgin" Relies on a stupid beanie hat with arms to fight. THE CRIMSON CHAD Strong and capable warrior who murders people with blood and her own skeleton Thinks the Medici are a heroic a f------ clown rganisation and that Vitale dindu Sits tne Elgynispipahysique that Keeps makeup minimal yet maximises her beauty Garish makeup clashes with obnoxious hair dye Never questions why the . Sensible outfit to emphasise figure Black Dahlia herself is teaching her how to use weaponsS Seductive and sultry singing voice that would make Sade collapse in awe Doesn't give a s--- about the Medici or any of the plebs Voice lke a Puny 32D cereal bowls Ugly clown suit i suited for circus People she hasn't killed are only still alive because she finds their pushed up by her dress Tattoo s Treated as pure by her thirsty thot apologists despite murdering a Feral to please Vitale to make up No need for sleeves Blessed by Tawaret with for her thottishness stunners Has a PhD in thot slaying Weak bones fronm relying on Vice Versa from centuries of drinking Lives in luxurious palace with two Feral servants who are equally capable in combat Detachable sleeves Lego bricks Very good bones Delicious brown Out of shape from too many circus peanuts Wants to destroy the Divine Trinity Constantly flashing panties out and become the supreme ruler of all Only flashes panties to those few mortals Wants to bed her adoptive father who is just u footsoldier for the ma her as a Probably spray tanned Worked her way up to achieve fame in the music industry Kills Cerebella and is still loved by fanbase of patrician intellectuals Never catching Stole Beatrix's place as on to whether top star just for having Men, women and Parasites all want her Always boob-bullying Feng Feng has a igger t--- and a hat or not that punches people Advocates for fair treatment of Parasites and their hosts in Canopian society Wants to bed Samson like a proper Theon Circus performer so she lives in a smelly van/ trailer Wears goofy Dio-esque Was going to use the Skull Heart to claim more the Great banana shoes Mmm. Victory looks good on mel Definitely horny on main power and take on for Round Two Suitable footwear for stepping on her No need for skulls because she has Sekhmet romance and fallen foes a plate of linguini on the side Edgy skulls Only de best fer Vitalleee abloo bloo bloo Running a fabulous love Samson and Leviathan whilst around Filia and Squigly for the lulz

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Diamond Virgin vs The Crimson Chad (Skullgirls)


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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