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The virgin Christmas VS. The Chad (C)Hanukkah Jesus wasn't actually born onDecember 25th Celebrated in accordance with a calendar that's been used for over 4000 years Began as a half-assed appropriation of the ancient Roman holiday Saturnalia in a ploy to convince pagans to convert to Christianity Mascot is some fat bearded guy popularized by Coca Cola Has its roots in an important event in Jewish history, not in Winter Solstice celebrations like most other cultures respective winter holiday Has never had a need for any person to be its representative, symbolism is enough Encourages gluttony and unhealthy eating habits in millions Gives consumers even more debt than they did before having to buy all their loved ones Christmas gifts No gifts required (although welcomed!) You never hear about how latkes are causing y vey! an obesity epidemic Shoved down the throats of shoppers by companies looking to make ends meet No longer widely celebrated for Jesus birth, its original purpose Still stays true to its original meaning though times have changed The reason why companies have to say "Happy Holidays", Jews don't care anyway Lasts for 9 days for real Claims to last for 12 days, really lasts for 2 at most Features fun-to-sing songs that remain faithful to its holiday Features contemporary Christmas songs whose messages are vapid and barely relate to the actual holiday itself

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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#DEGENERATE #TRAD 00 Damaged hair from over dying Natural hair with highlights from the su Wears tons of makeup because of her low self esteem Loves her natural face and only wears light makeup Natural tan from her outdoor lifestyle Got a crappy flower tatoo when she was 17 Uses fake tanner so dark she lools mexican Sleeps around to steem but it only Her husband works to support her staying at home and raising the kids Wears modest and feminine clothing improve her self makes her feel τ Wears clothing that barely fits her worse Chubby from her diet of fast food and microwave neals Slim figure from her healthy homemade meals and active lifestyle In her 20s but is already married with kids Aborted her black baby last year Is "only attracted to black men Homeschools her kids so they aren't taught progress bs in school Loves her family race, and country Works a minimum in that order Claims she's bisexual but has only dated men wage job because her gender studies e didn't get er any where Knowledgable about her European roots

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The virgin demon vS THE CHAD HUMANOID ABOMINATION by NotchDidNothingWrong

The Virgin Kampus HAS A MASSIVE SLAVE CAMP LITERALLY THE ANTI-CHRIST THAT MIGHT BE HELL) THAT HE KEEPS KIDS IN Likely created by people to cover up murders Kills for the lulz or somethin nobody cares So much of a normie he was on Bob's f------ Burgers FINGER-PRINT TYPE DOESN'T EVEN MATCH ANY KNOWN HUMAN FINGER-TYPE Has no Christmas properties SPOOKY-ASS VAUGE IMAGE Really just a generic demon at the end of the day Furry bait SN'T AN "EVIL' SANTA, IT IS SANTA (SWTICH THE LETTERS AROUND) CHILDREN UNTIL Is this even sapient? Has nothing to do with the Bible THEY CAN'T MAKE TOYS T WHICH POINT TURNS THE O TOYS Likely a lost Dreemurr Really not that much like Santa GIVES GOOD KIDS TOYS (made out of the bad kids) Gets tossed in the pile of unoriginal movie ideas NONE OF THAT "TRANSFORMATION MAGIC" B-------, HE IS LITERALLY USING SMALL CHILDREN'S BODY EATS PEOPE'S FINGERS Might not even care abou Holiday cheer I remember... He hurt Mama and Papa and Katja and Yulianna for a long time and they were bleeding PARTS HAS BEEN HAUNTING HUMANITY SINCE 1498, LIKEL EVEN BEFORE THAT Fur could be f------ dirty After they stop screaming he put e in his bag." Isn't bare-naked DATA EXPUNGED] CLASSY ENOUGH TO COOK CHILDREN BEFORE EATING PAGE NEVER SAYS "SANTA CLAUS, IT STILL GETS THE POINT ACROSS F------

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Posted byu/turakissa OUCH!2 months ago The Virgin Trick or Treat Denier VS The Chad Shenanigans or Service Connoisseur

The Virgin Trick or Treat Denier The Chad Shenanigans or Service Connoisseur Opens the door instantly when he hears someone coming Tells himself he can't participate in the festi- vities because he's too poor, actually bought candy but ate it all himself Hears his doorbell ringing, doesn't go to open it Reminisces bitterly how his parents never let him go trick or treating when he was a kid Does everything he can to buy so much candy that he can satisfy all the kids in 5 mile radius Remembers fondly how Stacy's mom drove Stacy and him through the whole city trick or treating when they were kids Has kinky, halloween roleplay sex with Stacy in midnight hours Doesn't buy a costume because he's afraid his costume would be outdated or culturally appropriating Thinks halloween is another holiday when enterprises can get easy money from childish sheeple is "too old for this" Knows Halloween is a good celebration for elevating otherwise pretty depressing October, doesn't submit to society's ideas of what is childish and what is mature Dressed up as Dracula, doesn't care if it's outdated, corny, or culturally appropriating Romanians

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The Virgin Mercy vs. Chadyatta by Altimor

The Virgin Mercy CHADYATTA Complains about Genji on the internet Uses wings to escape to her team when attacked Trained Genji, his own counter to give himself a challenge Doesn't need mobility because he can handle any threat head on Cries for help when taking the slightest damage Has to choose between healing. buffing, or shooting Quickly destroys enemies himself with his massive balls Can heal, debuff, and shoot, all at the same time Carries games alone Right click can kill even tanks in a single volley Helpless without her team Walks around in impractical heels Pistol doesn't even have a right click Needs Resurrect because she lets her teammates die Can keep his team alive through even the most devastating of ultimates Gracefully floats across the battlefield using only his own elightenment

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Round Yon Virgirn >silent night mother and child holy ni holy infant (so tender and mild) christ the savior is born

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The Virgin Christmas Hater The Chad Christmas Embracer Doesn't agree on Virgin's hobbies but still bought him a new animu waifu pillow and fursuit head, doesn't like gingerbread but is still thankful for Virgin's gift with me and buddies you want tol Bitterly bought one pack of ginger bread for Chad as a gift, pretends to be indifferent to his gifts though he's actually excited saw Stacy kissing ノSanta Claus Carries his loudspeaker every- Gets depressed from all the carols he hears in the mall where he agreed to meet with Chad where he goes, blasting Christmas carols in maximum volume Puts no effort to his attire or packaging of the gift Tailored his own Christmas Chad attire, also has custom wrapping paper Completely shuts himself away from everything that can be remotely associated to Christmas Basically drowns himself to anything related to Christmas, has Home Alone roleplay sex with Stacy in the evening

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The virgin current /v/ The Chad 2011/v/ Will share cool videos with you o Synchtube Streams" Kung Pow with a tiny, silent, sped-up WebM Obsesses about identity politics Seriously hopes you guys don't do this Posts off-topic whenever he wants because the mods fear him Mocks deviantArt autism Has no original culture has to steal memes from Twitter. Board is literally slowing down and dying Thinks the problem with Reddit is double spacing Has it's own fun culture that you can't get anywhere else Thinks games are bad if they're not #1 on Steam Doesn't care about politics at all unless it's SOPA threatening to f--- with his Internet Board is at the height of it's popularity Tries to be as cynical as possible A--- vore Starts off-topic threads with "What are s obscure games some video games where" because he's scared of the mods Beat Reddit in Tribes Ascend with a furry tripfag and a BR with 140 ping into cult classics Actually f------ streams Kung Pow and even adds new music to the cow fight His best argument is "you eat soy" Cringes Galo Sengen plays wherever he goes. Thinks anything that isn't the latest mainstream trend is boomer s---, yet is obsessed with Party Rock Antherm False-flags all the time because he's scared to be honest Hates Reddit for using rage comics in the same way Wojak and Pepe are used now Enjoys things from any year and doesn't call you a grandpa for liking something from 2010

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The Virgin Hakuno The Chad Shirou Gets mind destroyed and his soul Split into mind, body, and soul, loses all agency shredded to bits, still EXCALIBLASTS All the Evil in the World Takes spotlight badass Hero of W blank slate self insert HAKU WHO? %) Fistfights with a priest to kill god of evil Has conceptual embodiment of Utopia inside fic bait Justice whipped by shrine maiden in any thing he shows up in, makes cameos as GAR Archer Chosen by some random doctor to get put into the fridge until a cure for their cold pops up Has really bad flu slaughters ten year old for own survival, watches him Died for the world's sins, seeking to save others even as he was betrayed by them. Walked towards death with a smile Chosen by the collective will of humanity to be the disintegrate while he Guardian that protects the screams Instantly takes the spotlight in any thing he shows up in (see Oath Under Snow?), makes cameos as GAR Archer all the time world Totally defenseless without their servant Super forgettable and shows up in nothing Fought the King of Heroes to save the world, kicked his ass POLYGAMIST CASTRATION FIST!!! Has bisexual girlfriends that are also into each other Fearlessly conquers educated prostitutes and defenseless anus The first protagonist of Fate, so manly that the concept of GAR was fades to black and tries to stay T for teen oon Cell, Can't decide on Hakuno With the power of the moon cell, all they can do is act as a cheer leader or power up their own gender without fan backlash Relies on his own mental world and abilities derived Moon Cell: Shirou created for him from himself embodiesconcept Has his own spin-off about nothing embodies a eneric NPC makes SO do the cooking for them of Superhero' but him cooking for his family

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The Virgin Angel VS THE CHAD DEMON Manly-ass horns Girly blonde hair and lame-ass Halo Looks like a Goat-Lizard WhatTheFuck hybricd boring-ass human F------ fire magic Only magical trait is flight Acts like an altruistic snob Evil and loves it Is that a f------ skirt ahahahahaha Tail usable for Always makes sure to look respectable Super edgy, enbraces it and goes all out f------ and killing Lawful Good Chaotic Evil Holy hell tights too? Goat legs, perfect for stomping heads

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The Virgin AD Mid The Chad Tank Top Disgusting Toaster helmet Killed his adopted father all because he wasn't allowed to be an edgelord Carries on his fallen father's task by bringing balance to Runeterra Aesthically classic ninja cowl Despite being melee only pokes down his foes rather than face then directly Uses edgy wrist blades and shurikens like any weeb would Dives head first into action taunting his opponents and getting out without a scratch Utilizes two swords separately for both physical and magical damage Relies too much on ad only goes for weakened enemies "Heh, nothing personal kid" Has magic damage, charges into full health heroes Little to no team composition only cares for his own kills Can shield his own team and can draw attention from his enemies "I got you bro get in there"

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Virgin Saxon Housecarl Chad Norman Knight Helmet made from one piece of high quality steel Helmet is made from riveted plates, inferior quality His King Willy Conq is a GigaChad Equipment is all rusty from s----- English weather Charges straight into the shieldwall killing multiple men Decorated shield, invokes pride in his men and fear in the Saxcucks P--- mustache King has no legit claim to the throne Boring designed shield, too poor to decorate it his spear that can impale three men Lives in his own Motte-and- Bailey Castle im Weak arms means he can't hold his shield up, very vulnerable to Lost half of his fyrdmen at Stamford, other half left home for harvest time Directly descended from the Norse Settlers who came to Normandy Lives in some s----- hall with other virgin Housecarls Pretty good with a bow Levies from other lords folked to join him Wants to be in the back of the shieldwall, but gets shoved to the front Legs ache from having to march all the way from Stamford to Hastings Actions shaped History Has God on his side From Jersey, a Lander Prob thinks Guernsey is a nice Island Can only afford to wear a maille Has never walked on his feet in his entire life, always on horseback Has a hill on his side Wears a full maille Hauberk Haubergeon

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