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ELECTRIC CHAD ORCHETRA Virgin pink tloyd Dark side of the virgin Out of the Chad Lame minimalistic album covers Music style hardly changed from the 70's Only ever made one . minimalistic album cover and it was just to shake Did a complete 180 in music genres entirely just to piss off critics and impress fans things up Actual music imagery Tries to be unique by making songs as long and drawn out as possible . Music and Knows keeping it simple is catchier and more memorable lmagery goes hand in hand *makes song called 'on the run* guy panting over a same bass line and drum beat for 3 minutes* Deep' messages behind songs Such as 'the world is greedy' or 'the world is low-key racisť Rarely needs meaning to their songs. But when they do have meaning they are positive and make you glad to be alive *makes song called 'on the run* . *s--- so catchy it actually makes Fans consisting of stoners and you feel like running*. depressed dads Thinks they are too cool for an official logo Logo Incorporates their sick acronym on to a UFO. A perfect representation of the band Intellectuals whom undertake Electric Light Orchestra include chad boomers and sons of said chad boomers Made a single song called 'time' with clock noises and called it a day Band began for the sole purpose of seeing.how good they can get Made an entire sci-f : themed album called time' complete with cool music videos and new album art Band began for the sole purpose of becoming rich and famous Musical 'genius' finally recognised upon the release of 'dark side of the moon Their revolutionary musical talents only being recognised in recent years. Hardly cares because they knew they where good . from the start ..

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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