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Master of a wide variety of weapons Spends an entire chapter without his main weapon and is barely held back "The Virgin Scientist" THE CHAD DIVER Over-reliant on the Muh-Nado Becomes dead weight whenever it gets deactivated Final boss is awesome mecha driven by his GF's chad brother Is a "scientist", but never does anything. Probably leeching off of Dickson's hard-earned money Skilled salvager at only 15 Makes enough money to provide for himself and his home village Final boss is God. What a cliche Outfit is functional suit that is optimal both in battle and on the job Outfit is anime nonsense with too many belts and layers Father figure is treasonous fiend in leagues with the true villain Every member of his party is a competent fighter that he can count on to have his back Only fighter of his party worth a damn. Has to do all the work. Father figure is cool dragon that supports him throughout his adventures With few exceptions, party consists of literally-who's rha Party consists of two royals, the 2nd most powerful Flesh Eater, a Nopon engineer that will probably win a few Nobel Prizes, and a small army of powerful blades Mentor is washed-up cripple with very poor taste in friends Mentor is powerful and badass mercenary who saves his life in a poignant self-sacrifice Th-the Muh-Nado! It's not working!" HAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa. Take this!" Starts his quest out of a puerile desire to avenge his GF, who isn't even dead Too dumb to realize he is a p---- magnet. Saw an opportunity to save his dying world and took it. The cute girl is just a bonus Happily in a relationship with 2 girls Rejects another in the most chad way possible Screams in impotent rage whenever things do not go his way Is always in total control. Scream is designed to confuse and intimidate enemies Special snowflake whose weapon gives him new powers as the plot demands Only receives 2 power-ups, both of which come with a new girl Weapon is a plastic toy that can somehow cut through robots with ease (except when it can't) Has to w---- himself out into other games to stay relevant. Weapon is a reliable sword that can alternate between shooting fire and light. Cool! Content to stay in his own game

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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Master of a wide variety of weapons Spends an entire chapter without his main weapon and is barely held back "The Virgin Scientist" THE CHAD DIVER Over-reliant on the Muh-Nado Becomes dead weight whenever it gets deactivated Final boss is awesome mecha driven by his GF's chad brother Is a "scientist", but never does anything. Probably leeching off of Dickson's hard-earned money Skilled salvager at only 15 Makes enough money to provide for himself and his home village Final boss is God. What a cliche Outfit is functional suit that is optimal both in battle and on the job Outfit is anime nonsense with too many belts and layers Father figure is treasonous fiend in leagues with the true villain Every member of his party is a competent fighter that he can count on to have his back Only fighter of his party worth a damn. Has to do all the work. Father figure is cool dragon that supports him throughout his adventures With few exceptions, party consists of literally-who's rha Party consists of two royals, the 2nd most powerful Flesh Eater, a Nopon engineer that will probably win a few Nobel Prizes, and a small army of powerful blades Mentor is washed-up cripple with very poor taste in friends Mentor is powerful and badass mercenary who saves his life in a poignant self-sacrifice Th-the Muh-Nado! It's not working!" HAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa. Take this!" Starts his quest out of a puerile desire to avenge his GF, who isn't even dead Too dumb to realize he is a p---- magnet. Saw an opportunity to save his dying world and took it. The cute girl is just a bonus Happily in a relationship with 2 girls Rejects another in the most chad way possible Screams in impotent rage whenever things do not go his way Is always in total control. Scream is designed to confuse and intimidate enemies Special snowflake whose weapon gives him new powers as the plot demands Only receives 2 power-ups, both of which come with a new girl Weapon is a plastic toy that can somehow cut through robots with ease (except when it can't) Has to w---- himself out into other games to stay relevant. Weapon is a reliable sword that can alternate between shooting fire and light. Cool! Content to stay in his own game

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