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The Wizard Bath" No need for a towel, the sun will dry him washes himself as fast as possible with furtive swipes of his clammy hands he Chad Deluge" Only shower at home, when noone around. Can't shower elsewhere "The Virgin Shower" God himself make rain for him to shower Don't use shampoo or bodywash Takes 1ms to shower Bring his slightly used daiper to the shower for change waits nervously until the one shower with a door is free Showers 5 times a day, each takes 1 hour Perfect straight hair even when wet Wears diving suit Only has paper towel no tears' baby shampoo D--- always erect generic no brand bodywash Never saw a swimming trunk in his life Completly hairless Water newer Listens to music touched his body back has never been cleaned and covered in acne Perfect sixpack Except for his d--- Fat, never saw his d--- wcars swimming trunks Never even saw Every inch of his body is covered in acne and hair an acne too small towel he uses at home Uses the most expensive shampoo an bodywash showers brings underwear into the shower so he can change inside completely nude his group of chad friends take turns scrubbing each others back Can't shower if not watched

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wizard bath vs Virgin Shower vs CHAD DELUGE


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Uploaded Oct 26, 2018 at 09:21PM EDT

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