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The Shovel Virgin The Half Gente SHAD Has four games Only just came up recently Came Out ON the Gameboy Color, but she was too Chad to Succeed there. ls the basic bitch of indie crossoverS Wears all armor, may be a fishface under his helmet Gets cucKed from his girlfriend by his girlfriend Hair ts the length of her evtir Never got cucked by aNybody ever body and bares her skin with No f---- giveN Is aN inviNCible death god with a schimtar aNd boots Attacks with puny garse tools ls best friends with Half Genie Chad Is Best Friends with Shovel Has the personalty of chees She's hot-tempered and caring for her friends

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I love both of these characters and this was meant to be a joke. That being said, however, I am in the camp that thinks Shovel Knight should try to expand his series beyond his debut game, which he will eventually with Shovel Knight Showdown on a technicality. Though I mean more of a main-line form, like a "Shovel Knight 64". Also just realized I forgot to give a "counterpoint" to Shovel Knight's indie cameos. Whoops.

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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Virgin vs. Chad

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I love both of these characters and this was meant to be a joke. That being said, however, I am in the camp that thinks Shovel Knight should try to expand his series beyond his debut game, which he will eventually with Shovel Knight Showdown on a technicality. Though I mean more of a main-line form, like a "Shovel Knight 64". Also just realized I forgot to give a "counterpoint" to Shovel Knight's indie cameos. Whoops.

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