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The vigin wagecageTM The Chad P-5000 Power Loader 420 Made by Weyland, Co. then Caterpillar, Inc 424 410 Built in flamethrower for when someone gets in your grill made by Amazon Two heavy duty vise grips lift upto 4,000 kg. 417 402 412 has the lock on the outside only for use in Amazon "Fullfilment Centers?M' 408 414 Travels around single puny claw hand 426 space with the USMC ensures driver's virginity 404 Protects little girls from alien she-bitches 418 418 422 104 422 Fully bipedal for all terrain capabilities crummy wheels 422

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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Glorious golden locks, has intimidated gravity into keeping them afloat the virgin gilgamesh Spiky short hair, probably uses gel to keep it up His mere presence kills His mere presence annoys Wears tacky golden armor to flaunt his wealth Possesses all weapons in existence wields all of them ineptly Is Gold itself Needs only one weapon to end all his enemies to Nazi for Hitler Hides his cowardice behind smug superiority Lives to fight, and would happily be defeated Dies a true man, congratulating his enemy for their grand feat Focuses on chasing a single woman, still fails Dies a whiny boy Impregnates women unconciously Has probably already f----- his bishie BFF in all possible timelines Will never f--- his bishie BFF

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The Virgin النيزك/Nayzak vs The Chad Vinson " Bleedman " Ngo

The Virgin NavzakHe's a Anti-semitic Doesen't matter if he's a Christian Accused of being The Chad Bleedmarn Infidelphobic, Christohobic and Homophobic Hate artist who supports Forced conversion of Non Muslims to Islam P-------- even he wasn't and it was Shadman/Shadbase was! Is a muslim nS01n Proud Filipino from NGO He loves Freedom & Democracy, Freedom of Seech, Freedom of Expression and even Freedom of Religion. Hates autoritarianism. Hates Reckless driving motherf ckers and A Weeaboo artist Well respected by Anime, cartoon, Videogaming and most of the Comicbook fans of DC & Marvel but hated by SJWs, Commies and Weebs rom Malavsia Claims that Sharia-Law can be applied to both Muslims and non- Muslims even that law is the most oppressive law that supports Human- rights violation. drivers who drives on the opposite lane. Supports President Duterte Only Respected by SJWs, Commies, AntiFa, anti- Semites and fellow Jihadists on the internet. Will draw Disney characters anytime he He prefer celebrates all kinds Holidays especially Christmas,Valentines Day, Halloween & Has never heared of Anti-Semitism Claims that Disney He was so talented, Even the Cartoon Network wants to hire him but scrapped the plan because he was Perverted according to his haters Prefers to celebrate supports Israel As he wants Israel to ceased to exist and replaced by Palestine Islamic Holidays but hates non-Islamic holidavs because he declares fatwa on them pril Fools day Doesen't matter if it's Paganic nor Christian. Wasted his talents for his Accepts any criticism except Bullying. Comment section are always opened and he will answer your Comments, Suggestions and questions as well own Bigotry Disables the comment section on his Deviation artworks at DeviantArt to avoid criticism. and saying it is actually " PAGANIC" Doesen't matter if he draws Jesus Christ, the son of God aka the Chad Messiah. Because any depictions are A-OK! because l ain't gonna kill you brah. He wants peace, love, acceptance, tolerance and solitude in his society Claimly a devoted Muslim drawing artworks in Anime-styled, but in a bigoted way and suporting Terrorists as well Typically a Terrorist sympathyzer and willing to see the world dominated by the so- called " Religion of Peace". Criticizing his Religion is considered " Racist" even Islam is not a Race He wants World Peace and No HATE on everyone especially what Race, Ethnicity nor Religion

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the virgin templar vs THE CHAD PAGAN by IslamicStatePatriot

Worships Gods of his ancestors goes to fight for a foreign (I(Holy Land)l) some useless desert in Arabia) The virgin templar THE CHAD Turns the other cheek Knows he will come back, so he tries to leave it a better place The same religion as n------ and spics Doesn't care about nature Respects nature, because he knows he's a part of it Has a God for everything Thinks everyone is equal in the eyes of the God let's his bloodline die out because he's a monk Ha s many original Holidays Has only one god, LOL LAME Thinks god will save him has many children Can grow a magnificent beard fights for a middle eastern beggar Fights for his homeland Thinks sex is bad Can't come up with his own Holydays 100% European Doesn't rely on Gods to save him wears mail armour, a technology invented by the pagan Celts 400 BC worships akike on astick

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THE CHAD NUMBER ONE THE VIRGIN GNOME survived by loving wife and children not kown outside of subreddit beloved all over the world, unifies people from all walks of life has been and always will be a gav virgin controls what can be put on subreddit, doesn't respect people who break rules respects everyone and everything, even the mods decision to change the icon most people associate him not just with memes, but with love, happiness and childhood most people associate icon with runescape than memes "WE" are number one only ever considered Stefan to be number one has a popular petition to have a statue built, but everyone will also respect the decision if it's not built doesn't have thousands of people wanting a statue of them in hometown has sung some of the greatest songs of our time, some even worthy of being in the charts more than likely not a singer

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the virgin leaker THE CHAD PREDICTOR Insecure, making leaks is his only way of getting validation Bold, makes predictions because it's fun to discuss ideas with other people.Earns the attention he gets from accurate predictions. Fake leaks are either hilariously bad, or give temporary attention until they're debunked OUCH Real leaks ruin surprises taking all the fun out of the later reveals Doesn't care if he's wrong, in some cases he may be pleasantly surprised Doesn't base predictions off of leaks and thinks for himself Copies popular predictions to make fake leaks and give people a false sense of hope Blurry, angled photos with potato quality Bingo cards for days

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The Chad Foreign Legionnaire The Virgin U.S. Marine Doesn't care about France and doesn't hide it, is loyal only to the Legion Is used to hardship, bears it without a word Bitches and cries whenever deprived of basic creature comforts Faux-patriotic Joined for adventure Classy, timeless uniform Joined for the benefits Uniform gets a redesign every few years, still looks bland and uninspir in Has a reputation for dying in droves to bearded dirt farmers Has a reputation for never Out of breath after a sretreating and being utterly ruck ru 마담 ruthless Gets randomly breathalvzed command wont trust him with an empty beer bottle Is allowed to drink on dutv, as long as the job gets done Marches on for days while carrying twice his weight Gfis getting plowed by Tyrone back home womenfolk of France fight over the chance of getting plowed by him _ Starvation, sleep depriva- tion and violence are part of his basic training Has PTSD due to getting yelled at by the drill instruetor Won't set foot outside the base without a horde of drones and helicopters guarding his every step Will get pregnant before deployment Can't wait for his next de- ployment, hopefully to Chad First in the fray to clear the way for everyone else

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Died Randomly, a virgin lhad lharlemagne virgin carloman 1 Iliterate Nobody knows who he is First king to read and write Ruled only half Of France Most famous king of the Dark Ages Ruled all of Europe Literally the "Less famous Little brother. " Mommas boy Had twenty kids, Had multiple baby mommas all european monarchs Are his descendants No beard Ruled for forty six years Best beard

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The vigin wagecageTM The Chad P-5000 Power Loader 420 Made by Weyland, Co. then Caterpillar, Inc 424 410 Built in flamethrower for when someone gets in your grill made by Amazon Two heavy duty vise grips lift upto 4,000 kg. 417 402 412 has the lock on the outside only for use in Amazon "Fullfilment Centers?M' 408 414 Travels around single puny claw hand 426 space with the USMC ensures driver's virginity 404 Protects little girls from alien she-bitches 418 418 422 104 422 Fully bipedal for all terrain capabilities crummy wheels 422

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