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HE VIRGIN RED cheesing involves a MIST KILLING SPREE s----- bunker and a disabled employee HE CHAD ARBITER AKA FACILITY DESTROYER uses actual unique and original weapons and more dangerous than EGO cheesing machine broke defeating her phases only makes her more vulnerable cheesing makes her easier thar tiphereth the reason why people dont get to day 50 without casualites weapons any idiot employee can get acces to actual skill is required to beat got killed by a goth who didn 't have any weapons. only managed to kill her via a cheap shot. ~gets abnormalities to do the work for her makes the manager focus on two things at once needs 7 EGO to even becomea threat actual interesting character with strong points. only thing she knows is killing lives to kill abnormalities, takes 2x damage from them cant even chase employees, only confined to main rooms. aka NEET interesting mechanics besides "i smash thing extra hard 5 kills before anyone even reached her

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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HE VIRGIN RED cheesing involves a MIST KILLING SPREE s----- bunker and a disabled employee HE CHAD ARBITER AKA FACILITY DESTROYER uses actual unique and original weapons and more dangerous than EGO cheesing machine broke defeating her phases only makes her more vulnerable cheesing makes her easier thar tiphereth the reason why people dont get to day 50 without casualites weapons any idiot employee can get acces to actual skill is required to beat got killed by a goth who didn 't have any weapons. only managed to kill her via a cheap shot. ~gets abnormalities to do the work for her makes the manager focus on two things at once needs 7 EGO to even becomea threat actual interesting character with strong points. only thing she knows is killing lives to kill abnormalities, takes 2x damage from them cant even chase employees, only confined to main rooms. aka NEET interesting mechanics besides "i smash thing extra hard 5 kills before anyone even reached her

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