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passionpeachy I'm so f------ sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients bot-dad Hello so f------ sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients, I'm Dad! DadAbot1 Your Human® Body® is mediocre | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop! passionpeachy you mock my plight for the last time, Dad Bot Source: passionpeachy

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Check the source for a version of the post with a lot more details, the ARG’s got glitchy angel pics, a pornbot(angel?) trapped in limbo, and what is apparently the digital smell of sickness?

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And that first one’s been public knowledge since ‘95, Jimbo! Ain’t that just quackin’ crazy?

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Imagine finding out that a gay artist has attempted suicide and is most likely not going to recover after discovering they were doxxed and reported to the authorities in an violently anti-LGBT country and your first thought is to accuse the "SJWs" of doxxing the artist and putting their life at risk jesin00 What happened? unicornkin An artist named rizzydraws attempted suicide after being doxxed and outted as gay to the Indonesian authorities. This was after they made a comic talking about they wished their country was more accepting to LGBT people. Anti sjws have been using this event to make all sort of bold and hateful comments, claiming that "SJWs" doxxed them despite lacking any evidence claiming that Islam is a hateful religion and saying that LGBT Americans have no right to complain about being oppressed Apparently they're alive but they're hospitalized and suffering from severe liver kidney and/or international damage and may not survive. I'm seeing from other sources that they may need the money, so here's their patreon if you want to support them.

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You are reblogged. Not big surprise.

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