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darxx magnusass May 21st 2014, 7:38:30 pm 16 hours ago Source: yoquinto harblkun: despairsfortune asexualrogers: opiwhalestreet yoguinto: okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens A pirate for the adventure, not the booty Asexual Pirates are not interested in your booty. oh my god i want that on a bumper sticker CAN NOTI Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks. 222,360 notes

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Snowsnilf

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Jun 16, 2018 at 01:22AM EDT

What people forget about sirens is that they allure sailors with their personal desires, not just sex.

When Odysseus hears the Siren's song, his soldiers have to restrain him because the Sirens are singing about his fate. Odysseus doesn't care about sex. He just wants to go home.

There's another Tumblr post that explains this exact topic better, but I can't find it.

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Jun 16, 2018 at 11:38AM EDT in reply to Snowsnilf

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