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AGAMI RAlto Coldblooded m----------- LIGHT TURNER Angsty teenager Genuinely believes Nerd that gets bullied in school Super genius high schooler ^ Feels remorse he's a god Searches Wikipedia to find a cool alias Tests the properties of the note through experimentation Media gives him the name Has to be told how to use the note of killer out of fear of his punishment Uses the note to get back at a bully Couldn't wrestle his way out of a wet paper bag Uses the note to further humanity Japanese national tennis champion, quits to study Reads the note in the open in the middle of gym class Manages to keep the note hidden even when the police installs a dozen Cameras in his room Infiltrates the highest echelons of the Japanese police to have access to criminals Opens a website to try to get more targets Surname is Turner like the kid from Fairly Oddparents Attracts females to the point they'll sacrifice half of their lifespan just to know his name Surname in revesre is I AM GHY because hes not insecure about his sexuality Has a pathetic crush on some random girl

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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