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The Virgin Black Panther THE CHAD BLADE Messy hair under Furry mask, promotes unhealthy fetishistic lifestyle Perfect haircut and sunglasses, cares about eye health, sets a good example Moustache, eternal symbol of masculinity Beard, symbol of 21st century soymales A monarch who protects his advanced ethnostate while he lets the outside world suffer Purely aesthetical modifications, rule of cool wins again Zero storage space on suit Expensive fursuit made with rare metals, typical burgeoisie extravaganza A f------ 12 gauge Popular hero, protects the everyman from his own people Didn't know his father isn't motivated by daddy issues Scratches like a p---- Plain but effective body armor Knew and lost his father Lots of pouches never goes unprepared Obnoxious rap music for an obnoxious audience Techno music that sets up the mood for fight scenes Good special effects that don't impress anyone anymore, the staple of any modern Hollywood production Bad but charming CGl that brings nostalgia upon the viewer, most of the film is done with practical effects anyway Doesn't have a love interest because love interests in the current year are sexist Docsn't need a love interest

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Virgin Black Panther Vs Chad Blade


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Uploaded Feb 08, 2018 at 06:40PM EST

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