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THE VIRGIN BAYFORMER THE CHAD PONY PRINCESS cute little horse with has to turn into a truck so that the humans don't kill him spends three movies protecting wings and a boopable snout Shia LaBeouf's whiny ass doesn't have to hide who she is shoots Sentinel Prime point-blank while ignoring his pleas for mercy ugly walking pile of scrap metal with s----- fire decals saves Tempest Shadow's life out of the kindness of her heart always brooding and humorless absolutely adorabl voice spends seven seasons and a movie hanging out with her friends and saving the world has never read a book in his life fans hate him because he isn't the original 1980s version would die for her friends ever the optimist with a sarcastic sense of humor brutally murders his enemies furns her enemieS doesn'T care when his into her friends teammates die easily brainwashed by some weird space lady snapped her friends out of being brainwashed by Q from Star Trek fights an endless war over a giant metal cube fans love her because her show is an improvment over its earlier incarnations sounds like your chainsmoking grandpa fights for her friends loves to read books

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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my little pony, transformers, optimus prime, twilight sparkle, chad, virgin

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