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The Virgin Autistic CHRIS CHAD Likes My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Wears a crayola medallion as part of his uniform Pepper sprays a GameStop employee over Sonic's arms being blue Bitches about the color of Sonic's eyes online Draws Sonic and JULAAAAAYYY! Is unsatisfied with the results of any Sonic game after Adventure 2 MLP p--- Gets trolled online by a f------ Nickelodeon Gets offended at anyone who doesn't like what he likes Likes My Little Pony's 1980s cartoon -character Doesn't like any cartoon past the 90s other than MLP Adds his own semen to orange Starts flame wars in YouTube comments Draws p--- of his own characters that rip off soda / Combined two copyrighted characters and claimed they were his creation other creations Lives in his parents' basement Can't get laid Thinks recoloring isn't plagiarisnm Draws "original characters" of Sonic or MLP characters Calls a game store owner a Jew after being banned Hates all men except himself and his dad because they take all the girls away from him Banned from every GameStop in Virginia Identified as trans after thinking all girls are lesbians

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The Virgin Autistic vs Chris Chad


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Virgin Autistic:
-Make console wars all the on videogame boards.
-Nobody cares about him.
-Makes regular badly drawn porn
-Doesn't care about the hygiene of his house.
Chad Chan:
-Had sex with his PS3.
-They've made two cartoons about him and even Sonic Boom made a character based on him.
-Makes porn of himself fingering his female friend.
-Accidentally sets his house on fire.

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