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THE HEAVY WEAPONS CHAD The Virgin Tank Gay pink hair Glorious shaved head Hates some of her own teammates because they're robots Spent three months in a gulag as a child, gives zero f---- about it. Has a PhD in Russian literature Can't get over some robots f------ up her village years ago Can only lift weights a maximum of 512 times Good friends with everyone on his team Probably doesn't care about her weapons Gave his minigun a name and made a bed for it Thinks Soviet Russia jokes are still funny Sacrificed her future to defend a village that would have been fine without her Risks his life everyday to support his family Thinks highly of himself yet remains humble at the same time Insecure, has to constantly brag about her strength Uses some generic laser gun as a weapon Can shrug off a rocket blast to the face by eating a sandwich Literally able to lift dumbbells forever Overdesigned as hell His gun fires $200 custom bullets I need healing" "I love this doctor!" Simple, yet iconic design

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The Virgin Tank vs The Heavy Weapons Chad


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Uploaded Nov 10, 2017 at 03:42PM EST

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Virgin vs. Chad

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zarya, heavy, tf2, team fortress 2, overwatch, virgin, chad

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