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The Virgin Metroidvania The Chad Classicvania requires familiar to go anywhere after dies, return back to main menu and requires you to load your savefile only needs to babysit himself has a continue screen manly Bishonen, looks like a lady barbarian look only arms himself with standard subweapons; only needs his vampire killer to smack drack and his underlings nife, holy water, cross axe, and the watch. arms himself with overabundance of impractical magic/soul power fight enemy for level grinding uses variouUs encounters are equipment usually optional fight enemy for progressing while the Classicvania gameplay were quite outdated for this time, it's always memorable and can be refreshing after playing Metroidvania for a while doesn't require much of a skill after grinding for hours and just simply change items/skills when acing various enemies while the Metroidvania gameplay is pretty revolutionary it's also become stale after each installation. encounters are mandatorial all form of challenge requires skill to progress legs tired for backtracking the castle several times some of the games were too easy. when it becomes hard it is always unfair legs are well shaped after hours of cruising through platform hell challenge the games were always challenging and only few instances that were considered unfair

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Virgin Metroidvania vs Chad Classicvania


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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castlevania, metroidvania, classicvania, alucard, simon belmont, virgin walk, chad stride

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