ExtraVirgin Pizza:
- Buys the pizzas from other stores and freezes them
- If not, they’re are sub par at best
- Delivery service always makes customers wait too long
- Gluten-free option always has cheese with dairy, screwing over the dairy-free customers
- Most of the staff consists of inexperienced adolescents
- Soda fountains only have eight options
- Menu consists of the classic pizzas and only the classics
- Critics give it three stars, mostly out of pity
Chad’s Pizza and Restaurant:
- Everything, down to the ingredients, are made/farmed in facilities owned by the restaurant
- If you look for the word “quality” in the dictionary, you’ll find a picture of this restaurant
- Puts the pizza-pasta in a box, delivers to your house, and puts it on your cock in mere seconds
- Menu provides an option free of every existing allergen
- Every employee has had at least 5 years of experience in the field
- Wide selection of drinks, including multiple variations of lemonade
- The menu changes every day, each with entirely new types of pizzas never seen before
- Widely acclaimed by critics, exceeds the usual five star rating

ExtraVirgin Pizza:

Chad’s Pizza: