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The Virgin Solid Snake The Chad Gabriel Logan Resorts to stealth all the time like a p---- and only engages in combat when he f---- up Relies on the aid of an otaku and a f--- boy One-man army killing machine who only uses stealth when he needs to Commands his own counter-terrorist agency with highly trained and experienced operatives Fails to resist torture due to carpal tunnel syndrome Stealth skills aren't even on par with Destroyed a helicopter with a f------ assault rifle Cult following of chads that read Tom Clancy and Robert Ludlum novels Sam Fisher nor Garrett. Took down a helicopter with a stinger missile launcher with unnecessary backflips Large following of weeaboos who think anime like Evangelion are really "deep". Beat an international terrorist with a single gas grenade Nathan Drake and Max Payne can't even touch his body count Wields the glorious air taser Allowed his girl to marry a comic relief character like a cuck Heroically took a bullet for his girl Depends on endless considerations and pseudo-intellectual philosophizing Uses a s----- miniature robot that can't even properly eletrocute anyone Relies on his instincts, investigative knack, and good hunchwork. Doesn't smoke because winners don't use drugs Used like a pawn at Shadow Moses and Liquid Ocelot's plans to take down the patriots Survived through multiple explosions and disasters without a scratch Took down The Agency and exposed the Syphon Filter conspiracy without being used like a tool Heavy smoker who only quits at an old age

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Virgin Solid Snake The Chad Gabriel Logan Resorts to stealth all the time like a p---- and only engages in combat when he f---- up Relies on the aid of an otaku and a f--- boy One-man army killing machine who only uses stealth when he needs to Commands his own counter-terrorist agency with highly trained and experienced operatives Fails to resist torture due to carpal tunnel syndrome Stealth skills aren't even on par with Destroyed a helicopter with a f------ assault rifle Cult following of chads that read Tom Clancy and Robert Ludlum novels Sam Fisher nor Garrett. Took down a helicopter with a stinger missile launcher with unnecessary backflips Large following of weeaboos who think anime like Evangelion are really "deep". Beat an international terrorist with a single gas grenade Nathan Drake and Max Payne can't even touch his body count Wields the glorious air taser Allowed his girl to marry a comic relief character like a cuck Heroically took a bullet for his girl Depends on endless considerations and pseudo-intellectual philosophizing Uses a s----- miniature robot that can't even properly eletrocute anyone Relies on his instincts, investigative knack, and good hunchwork. Doesn't smoke because winners don't use drugs Used like a pawn at Shadow Moses and Liquid Ocelot's plans to take down the patriots Survived through multiple explosions and disasters without a scratch Took down The Agency and exposed the Syphon Filter conspiracy without being used like a tool Heavy smoker who only quits at an old age

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