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Viegin Valentinos Day Cgas Halloween No one looks So many people love the holiday forward to it Cooler mascot Worst aesthetic of all the holidays, makes you wanna barf Every meme sub is gonna have a deluge of incels The candy is Every meme sub is gonna have a deluge of incels complaining about women in better complaining about not Mascot is a having a Valentine baby with bow and arrows (Who cares?) The candy is disgusting DUCHI slutty outfits (Stay mad, Isoers) Heart? Teddy bears? Vampires, werewolves, Frankenstein, dark castles, best aesthetic of all Watching scary movies is always fun Boyfriends are forced to spend Funny adult costumes money on useless gifts Lame!

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The Virgintine's Day vs The Chadoween


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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i would like to add, in countries that dont have a big holyday in november like thankgivings for the gringos, halloween is the last barrier of defense agains having xmas season starting in september or maybe earlier depending on when is your country's day of indepence

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Uploaded Feb 13, 2022 at 07:47PM EST

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