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![□ Anonymous 03/26/16(Sat)11:49:05 No.36529804、2-365300632-365303892-36533185 File: 1450051362827 ipg (30 KB, 500x359) I Disgusted Sigh ] thw first developed libido when I was 11 >constant boner rubbed up against stuff for dat pressure one day I suplexed this giant stuffed scooby doo that I won at six flags >the bottom of it split just enough to look like a p---- had no idea why but I wanted to stick my d--- in it >felt like ecstacy >millions of tiny foam balls massaging my confused d--- >c-- for the first time >f--- that thing for the next four years safter a while it eventually caves in because of my habit of putting my entire body weight on it fast forward to 17 f--- this qt asian slut who liked my pecs We werent friends. I was socially awkward but luckily my looks gave off a "mysterious stranger" vibe that neckbeards cant pull off >get on her raw cuz young and stupid just this tight, damp wetness >shes moaning and screaming >lm just humping her, unnamused and waiting for her to finish >she c---, and leaves without even saying bye Stfw Im sitting there, smelling like sex, thinking about that giant stuffed scooby doo to this day I still havent found a p---- that matches that god damn scooby doo Will I ever enjoy sex](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/098/295/d54.jpg "/fit/izen describes the perfect p----")
![>> □ Anonymous Mon Jul 9 17:08:34 2012 No.2794813 Mewl File: 45 KB, 279x305, dereinzigeundseingefuhl.jpg View same] [igdb] [saucenaol [google] [report >meet cute girl end up dating >she becomes my girlfriend one day I post-coitally murmur in her ear that she is my property >she says that she is her own person and can do as she pleases >i tell her she doesn't understand and that there is only me, that I am unique and that she, among other things, is my property >she tells me I'm a male chauvinist pig >i tell her such concepts are merely spooks she looks at me like i'm crazy and gets up to leave and mockingly tells me to have some other girl as property >i say that everything belongs to me already, I've merely to attain power over it she asks me who the hell i think i am >i say that i'm the creative nothing which cannot be named >she says i'm an a------ >i say no attributes can properly describe the creative nothing which is the unique one >she asks me where i get all this s--- from tell here that i have stated my case on nothing she leaves](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/085/676/35f.png "gdi stirner")
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