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Mr Matsubayashi is a spy for the Chinese Government. His real name is Wu, though he has not used that name in over a decade. He works in a Japanese government office steaing secrets for the chinese. Hs department head is aways shouting. He has no idea that Mr Matsubayashi could kil him with a single blow He calls his handler in Tokyo and requests a meeting. The cherry blossoms are lovely this time of year He pretends to drink coffee whie lurking in one of the empty offices. One of the married government officials enters the room with a secretary and screws her. He takes pictures for blackmai. His department head is stil shouting when he gets back rides the train home. His handler pretends to sleep while passing him Whie waking home, a mugger tries to mug him. He kils the man with a single bow to the nose, sending bone shards into his brain He tinds the woman who is his cover "wite with a man. may have blown their coverl She must suspect what he must do now He orders some food from a local chinese restaurant He convinces her that he wil not kill her. He stuns her with a blow to the base of her skull He turns the TV on loud. The noise will mask anything that he needs to do. He calls his handler's contact number and provides the phrase that wi initiate a cleanup operation in response to the woman blowing their cover Bejing Duck is no longer on the menu. She recovers quiety, and reaches for the gun she had hidden under a table. He turns, and shows her the gun that he had removed from there earlier etting the bullets fal one by one. He apologises, then snaps her neck Whie wating for his handler to arrve with the cleanup crew, he performs some Tai Chi to relax his shattered composure. His handler arrives with an-Ambulance". The cleanup crew. Hi hander a master of dBguise. Months later, Mr Matsubayashi waks home from the hospital where his arm was patched up atter a fight with a Japanese counterinteligence agent. His cover was not compromised, but only barely The new wite is an almost dentical match for the previous one. She performs well in bed. It is one of the small consolations for working for so many years in deep undercover, in such a dangerous profession Whie he sleeps with his "wife", he thinks of his real ide and we back in China. Their son will be 14 now, almost a man. He misses them both terribly. But the work he does is important for his government, for his people. He hopes that one day his son will understand why he was never there.

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Mr. Matsubayashi has a secret. Mr. Matsubayashi watches My Little Ponies. Mr. Matsubayashi even watches ponies at work Mr. Matsubayashi love for ponie s is no longer a secret. Mr. Matsubayashi watches ponies all the time Mr. Matsubayashi urks on Equestria Daily at work. Mr. Matsubayashi doesn't care because he is full of love and tolerance Mr. Matsubayashi is fired my LiTTL Mr. Matsubayashi converts a hater to bronydom on the way home Mr. Matsubayashi's wife bought him a giant poster of MLP: FIM Mr. Matsubayashi is proud ofhis son's first MLP Mr. Matsubayashi s family watches MLP Mr. Matsubayashi calls his friends to talk about ponies. Mr. Matsubayashi discusses Rainbow Dash sexual Mr. Matsubayashi thinks about his life before MLP Mr. Matsubayashi channel is brony power Mr. Matsubayashi's cancer is cured. Mr. Matsubayashi come back home with the good news. Mr. Matsubayashi goes to bed Mr. Matsubayashi's head is full of ponies.

This is Mr. Matsubayashi Mr. Matsubayashi lives a routinely life that seems to have no more surprises; He lacks a major part of his life Just that moment his good friend bursts in and Mr. Matsubayashi immediately calls the starts rambling about this sensational new show that is surc to change his life! company to hear the basic plot and characters Mr. Matsubayashi's head is booming with questions and thoughts ofjoy and magic. Even his coffee tastes better! Then Mr. Matsubayashi witnesses something amazing,he see's a neardivorced couple admit thier problems and strengthen thier marriage w minutes later another incre e evern happens. His friend comes in to tell him he has man who suffers from insomnia. He calms him Mr. Matsuyabashi thinks to himself why all of these miracles are happening. But apparently his luck with all of his friends. They have a most wonderful runs out as he seems he is about to be mugged. tinm But amazingly it is a friend bringing him to a party and he realizes the magic of friendshi Mr. Matsuyabashi is exploding with happiness. He Mr. Matsuyabashi turns on the TV to watch his new has never been so happy in his life. He says goodbye favorite show and realizes. All of these amazing to his last friend as he recieves a ba things are happeneing because of this series. r. Matsuyabashi again calls the company to recieve r. Matsuyabashi calls his friend that told him of the an explanation. They talk for hours and is told that it IS in fact due to the show Show earlier. His friend tells him of the same experience he once had. He talks of how there are others who enjoy this show and are much like the tWO Mr. Matsuyabashi is thrilled to hear all of this great news and has this new joy in his life to thank. He then startsto revolve his life around the morals that are taught and th He thengets out a packet of sugar to add to some hot coco. But soon he is interupted. It's one of his new friends. He His new friend dresses him upas a patient and have a drops by to pick him up to meet the others. Uh-oh it'sa wonderful time. They talk much of the show and thein costume party and Mr. Matsuyabashi has no costume avorite characters. Mr. Matsuyabashi starts thinking He thought on the way home. He thinks while he lie in bed He reviews all the wonderful things that happened today All the friends he met and all the great times he had. He thinks to himself that he wants to experience this everyday he wants to be more involved in this show.He wants this type of lifestyle, so Mr. Matsuyabashi decides.... He is a brony

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Mr. Matsubayashi has not been feeling himself lately Mr.Matsubayashi has been hearing voices. Some of the voices are angry but Mr.Matsubayashi knows that Big Ted is not realy there. Mr. Matsubayashi's paranoia is increasing. He begins to question himself and wonder why his left arm is a ditterent colour It's 11:00. Mr.Matsubayashi is on his third drink of the day Mr. Matsubayashi sometimes has r--- fantasies Big Ted tells Mr.Matsubayashi that these thoughts are wrong Mr. Matsybayashi does not have to listen. Big Ted is not real. but Mr.Matsubayashi prefers to meditate on the train. Otherwise he gets very upset with people. Mr.Matsubayashi lives in a s----- neighborhood. His neighbors are all junkies. The television is mocking Mr.Matsubayashi. Nobody takes Mr Mr.Matsubayashi is visited by a messenger from god. He knows now what he must do. iseriously. He will teach them all. Mr Matsubayashi makes a threatening call to ex wife. MrMatsubayashi calls suicide hotline. Attempts phone sex.Woman at other end is a stupid bitch. Mr. Matsybayshi is dissapoint. Mr. Matsubayashi chills the f--- out and does some cocaine. Mr.Matsubayashi doesn't have the balls but swears he will do it one day. Mr.Matsubayashi is haunted by the ghost of his dead son. Yoshi had been in his last year of medical shool when the accident Mr. Matsubayashiwakes up in the laneway with a broken wrist. Mr.Matsubayashi sometimes blacks out and forgets his actions. Mr. Matsubayashi wakes up in daughters bed. Mr. Matsybayashi sometimes blacks out and forgets his actions. Mr.Matsubayashi falls asleep listening to his daughter sobbing quictly.

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Mr. Matsubayashi arrives for work at the Japan SDF missle control centre. He seats himself at his console and within minutes, alarms are blaring and ights are blinking madly Mr. Matsubayashi keep a cool head in the face of panic al around him. does his best to diagnose the problem from his console but to no avail Things are turning sour very quickly but the determined Mr. Matsubayashi doesnt He Matsubayashi-san his XO barked. "Get on the horn to the prime minister, Mr. Mataubayashi picked up the emergency phone. "Mr. Prime Minister." he immediately Tel him.. tell him that we cant stop the countdown." Mr Matsubayashi simply looked on, sternly. This would be a grim task. started. The general beleves there's no way to stop the countdown... but can do it I know I can. just need time. He slammed the phone down. Better have some iquid courage. Thought Mr. Matsubayashi as he downed the liquor stoichy. "Th旧could end badly." He threw the remnants ofthe botte of scotch to the fioor and kicked down the door to the genera's office Mr. Matsubayashi walked in on him consorting with his secretary. "Dont get up." he said, as he grabbed the keys to the central computer core from the generaľs desk and stormed out Mr. Ma i braces himself against a wall for steath and deftly snaps Mr. Matsubayashi found the core and began rewiring quickly..but the cubrit was still here. He feled the would-be attacker with a punch to the throat and For his act of bravery, Mr. Matsubayashi was invited to the prime minister's quickly finished. Hed stopped the countdown! All in a day's work, he mused. home and was rewarded with a threesome involving his wife The next morning Mr. Matsubayashis son brought him the newspaper. The r. Natsubayashrs face was everywhere on Tv. He was on every ma or headine read "Mr. Matsubayashi acts to avert missie disaster Japan saved fak show and was a national hero. He met his fame wth composure. Idont know what we'd do without you, Mr. Matsubayashi you're Japa- he cut him off. There is no time for praise. I must hurry. Iwill require But one day soon afier, a call came at home for Mr. Matsubayashi R was the prime minister. Aliens had landed in downtown Tokyo! Theyre horrible he extensive cried over the phone Tentacles Everywherel Nobody's safel heb Mr. Matsubayashi anwered simply, Where would you like the bodies? We need your hatever you weaponry." he brusquely informed the PM. O... 0Of course need is yours. Just please, save us he pleaded. The nvaders, he began, opening a drawer in front of him, reveaing his favorite nickel plated revover, are the ones who wil need saving Sk bullets." he said to himself. "wil take sik souls with these six rounds he reassured himself, tucking the pistol into his bet. He donned pair of bandoliers, strapped a winchester rifle to his back and donned a ba listic vest. ancestors and began to focus his ki. He shuddered as the power of spirit But there was one more thing left to do He would need his ancient technique encompassed his entire body, tiling him with strength and courage. t was Mr. Matsubayashi assumed the stance passed down to him from his time. Time to make the invaders wish they'd never heard of the planet Earth ater on, that day Simply amazing, Mr, Matsubayashi the medic told him. "Not even a scratch on you after that batle. Ican't explain it. You're amazing Mr. Matsubayashi simply stared off. "Tm not amazing." he said 1just love my country But there proved to be complications. The alens had injected him with a deadly venom. Over the weeks, his body began to wither but his spirt stil burned. Undaunted, he went out every day unti his legs would work no more. This is t" Mr. Matsubayashi thought to himself as he lay next to his wife in But the weakness in his body finally took him. He had passed on. bed. This is the night I am to die. Iwil not cry, I wil not think of any regrets. Iwil simply cease to be and ive on only in the hearts and minds of But don't shed a tear for the brave Mr. Matsubayashi.. for he was able to the people Ive met and through the deeds Ive done. Iwil be.. strong. meet death wth his eyes open

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MR. Matsubayashi is having a most excellent day Office is quiet and peaceful; smells like fowers Boss isinsistent that he take care of his health and not work too hard Wife is very horny and cals to toy with him over the phone; his heart is racing wth exciiement and anticipation, Co-workers invite him to join in a threesome; he's Coffee tastes like ambrosia: fe is good down for that in the threesome: gives him promotion. Out of the blue, a stranger on the train home compliments him on the size A famous baseball star walks up and presents him with a signed bat; it would be his honor if Mr Matsubayashi accepied his bat Tho next day, back in his new ofico at work, ho learns that thoro is froa catering now. A man hands him a bog of his favorito kind of sush H。 also able to watch TV whio at work. The athleto who gavo him the signed bat makes a home run. Ho is stokad. game is on. The star He makas a free long-distance cal to his parents who just moved to Hawai He shares the news with them about the retum of thair grandson and the job He listons for minutes on end while his father telis him how proud he is and how he always know his kid would grow up to be someone big in the world Mr Mazubayashis heart glows from wihin. promotion. He's so glad they lived to see his day He cant beieve his lucklately. He wonders if is going to last He decides to test fate, he leave all but one bulet in a revolver, spins the cylinder and pulls 바e He teets to ses if he can form on energy bal; there are small aparks! He lands on the one eepty G chamber. His son drops by the office to tell his dad thet he's sudying to become a Dr For tun-he lets his son cress his arm, as r excelent job. He wil make a fine Dr was broken. HIs son does an That night, he beds his lovely young wife; she sleeps peacefully next to him spent from ther ecstatic love making. He is coreent He thinks to himse and just then, his wife's twin sister nudges him; he forgot it was her turn now. A most exce lont day that his lfe is completo. He can ask for nothing more

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MR. Matsubayashi is having a very bad day. Office is too cold. Boss is unhappy Wife is nagging Co-workers having sex in the office Coffee tastes like soap FIRED passenger too close for confort Muqged Wile is having an affair Son failed university entrance exam Parents died in the earthquake Have inoperable prostate cancer Gun is jammed Blades are too dull Rushed to the hospital in time for a stomach pump Bridge wasn't high enough Adultorous wite is snoring Can't sleep

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Mr Matsubayashi is a spy for the Chinese Government. His real name is Wu, though he has not used that name in over a decade. He works in a Japanese government office steaing secrets for the chinese. Hs department head is aways shouting. He has no idea that Mr Matsubayashi could kil him with a single blow He calls his handler in Tokyo and requests a meeting. The cherry blossoms are lovely this time of year He pretends to drink coffee whie lurking in one of the empty offices. One of the married government officials enters the room with a secretary and screws her. He takes pictures for blackmai. His department head is stil shouting when he gets back rides the train home. His handler pretends to sleep while passing him Whie waking home, a mugger tries to mug him. He kils the man with a single bow to the nose, sending bone shards into his brain He tinds the woman who is his cover "wite with a man. may have blown their coverl She must suspect what he must do now He orders some food from a local chinese restaurant He convinces her that he wil not kill her. He stuns her with a blow to the base of her skull He turns the TV on loud. The noise will mask anything that he needs to do. He calls his handler's contact number and provides the phrase that wi initiate a cleanup operation in response to the woman blowing their cover Bejing Duck is no longer on the menu. She recovers quiety, and reaches for the gun she had hidden under a table. He turns, and shows her the gun that he had removed from there earlier etting the bullets fal one by one. He apologises, then snaps her neck Whie wating for his handler to arrve with the cleanup crew, he performs some Tai Chi to relax his shattered composure. His handler arrives with an-Ambulance". The cleanup crew. Hi hander a master of dBguise. Months later, Mr Matsubayashi waks home from the hospital where his arm was patched up atter a fight with a Japanese counterinteligence agent. His cover was not compromised, but only barely The new wite is an almost dentical match for the previous one. She performs well in bed. It is one of the small consolations for working for so many years in deep undercover, in such a dangerous profession Whie he sleeps with his "wife", he thinks of his real ide and we back in China. Their son will be 14 now, almost a man. He misses them both terribly. But the work he does is important for his government, for his people. He hopes that one day his son will understand why he was never there.

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