Comcast has apologized for changing the name of Washington resident Ricardo Brown to "A**hole" in their system after the family attempted to change their cable service and claims they have since terminated the employee responsible.

According to the latest psychological study conducted by PhD students at the University of Saskatchewan, male test subjects who were presented with the joke showed a higher degree of affinity with feminist beliefs than those who werent.

After the New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick gave a press conference claiming that "atmospheric conditions" and football rubbing may have contributed to football deflation during his team's game against the Indianapolis Colts, science educator Bill Nye fired back to say that the coach's explanation "didn't make any sense."

When Iggy Azalea was quoted as saying she hopes to have sparked a change in hip hop music in a recent interview with GQ, many online hip hop sites took it personally.

Yesterday, Barret Brown, the American journalist and unofficial spokesperson of Anonymous who has spent the last two years in prison for his involvement in the 2011 hack of a Texas-based strategic intelligence firm, was formally sentenced to 63 months in prison and a fine of $890K.