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Literally dead

jobs will call you back 8 months later like: "are you still interested?" bro im DEAD now
jobs will call you back 8 months later like: "are you still interested?" bro im DEAD now

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Literally dead

jobs will call you back 8 months later like: "are you still interested?" bro im DEAD now
jobs will call you back 8 months later like: "are you still interested?" bro im DEAD now

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So silly

Employers posting job listings just to "see what's out there," with no real position to fill.
Employers posting job listings just to "see what's out there," with no real position to fill.

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Please

Message to Hiring Manager Let the company know about your interest working there Me jobless. Me broke. Me bored. Me qualified. Plis gib job.
Message to Hiring Manager Let the company know about your interest working there Me jobless. Me broke. Me bored. Me qualified. Plis gib job.

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Warm regards

Suggested ✓ 6d ② tak⚫ 3rd+ + Follow After looking at hundreds of job applications today, I can now tell you how to catch out a ChatGPT cover letter. 1. Always addressed to 'The Hiring Manager' 2. Almost always signs off 'Warm regards' 3. A paragraph near the end that starts with 'I am particularly drawn to...' Which has got me thinking about how to value a candidate who uses chatGPT in this way, maybe it shows that they're not really serious about the role, but it also shows that they know how to use tech to be more efficient, which is exactly the skill you need in most modern jobs. CO 1,055 784 comments · 20 reposts Like Comment Repost Send
Suggested ✓ 6d ② tak⚫ 3rd+ + Follow After looking at hundreds of job applications today, I can now tell you how to catch out a ChatGPT cover letter. 1. Always addressed to 'The Hiring Manager' 2. Almost always signs off 'Warm regards' 3. A paragraph near the end that starts with 'I am particularly drawn to...' Which has got me thinking about how to value a candidate who uses chatGPT in this way, maybe it shows that they're not really serious about the role, but it also shows that they know how to use tech to be more efficient, which is exactly the skill you need in most modern jobs. CO 1,055 784 comments · 20 reposts Like Comment Repost Send

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No!

• • • • • . • High technical proficiency in Microsoft Excel required Bachelor's degree preferred Ability to work 7 days a week, 12 hours a day Must be available for short-term travel to support on- site client needs and extended deployment (i.e. 90+ days) to address client response and long-term recovery needs to following emergencies and major disasters (if candidate not local to effected area) Ability to utilize Microsoft PowerBI or similar business analysis software Must be able to work with a large team of individuals Ability to work under pressure and meet deadlines
• • • • • . • High technical proficiency in Microsoft Excel required Bachelor's degree preferred Ability to work 7 days a week, 12 hours a day Must be available for short-term travel to support on- site client needs and extended deployment (i.e. 90+ days) to address client response and long-term recovery needs to following emergencies and major disasters (if candidate not local to effected area) Ability to utilize Microsoft PowerBI or similar business analysis software Must be able to work with a large team of individuals Ability to work under pressure and meet deadlines

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But why?

1:11 Career Portal hirecp.paraminfo.com Hire by ParamInfo CONSULTING IT SERVICES OUTSOURCING 1 Salary Expectations in Expected Take Home Salary per month Upload your 3 months payslips below Please upload the salary bank statement if payslips are not available. Upload Document Upload From Drive PDF or Word document file format, file size no more than 3MB ← < > -> 14 Share
1:11 Career Portal hirecp.paraminfo.com Hire by ParamInfo CONSULTING IT SERVICES OUTSOURCING 1 Salary Expectations in Expected Take Home Salary per month Upload your 3 months payslips below Please upload the salary bank statement if payslips are not available. Upload Document Upload From Drive PDF or Word document file format, file size no more than 3MB ← < > -> 14 Share

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Just let me apply

1/3 Questions Describe the best day of your life. Requires 40 words. Continue
1/3 Questions Describe the best day of your life. Requires 40 words. Continue

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Interesting

Your Age* Number only 50 50 Please enter a number Please enter a value that is 40 or less
Your Age* Number only 50 50 Please enter a number Please enter a value that is 40 or less

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Oof

Adam Bernard • 3rd+ + Follow 3d Experienced auto indust... • OPENTOWORK Well, in unexpected news, I was let go from GM at 5.07am this morning via email, along with (I hear unofficially) about 1,000 people globally. I wonder what I should do next...? 1,202 340 comments 16 reposts Support Comment Repost Send
Adam Bernard • 3rd+ + Follow 3d Experienced auto indust... • OPENTOWORK Well, in unexpected news, I was let go from GM at 5.07am this morning via email, along with (I hear unofficially) about 1,000 people globally. I wonder what I should do next...? 1,202 340 comments 16 reposts Support Comment Repost Send

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At least a million

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND SPECT LIGHTYEAR THAT'S HOW MANY APPLICATIONS YOU'LL NEED TO SUBMIT JUST TO HAVE A SHOT AT AN INTERVIEW
TO INFINITY AND BEYOND SPECT LIGHTYEAR THAT'S HOW MANY APPLICATIONS YOU'LL NEED TO SUBMIT JUST TO HAVE A SHOT AT AN INTERVIEW

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This is weird

Requirements • You need to have read at least 1 self-development book. Name the book(s) you've read or are reading. • Is trauma or a difficult upbringing or family dysfunction something that resonates with you on any level? Why? • Do you think about how you can grow? Why is growth important to you? • Do you think about how you can add value to the world? Why? • You need to be passionate about growth, and become passionate about this project. You will not play the role of a subject, rather, a unique individual who's going to bring your energy, determination, willingness to learn, and your unique ideas to the table in order to get Phalva out there and reaching the people it's meant to serve. • How savvy are you with social media? How much experience do you have in this social media marketing? • Are you an organized person? • How do you feel about meditation?
Requirements • You need to have read at least 1 self-development book. Name the book(s) you've read or are reading. • Is trauma or a difficult upbringing or family dysfunction something that resonates with you on any level? Why? • Do you think about how you can grow? Why is growth important to you? • Do you think about how you can add value to the world? Why? • You need to be passionate about growth, and become passionate about this project. You will not play the role of a subject, rather, a unique individual who's going to bring your energy, determination, willingness to learn, and your unique ideas to the table in order to get Phalva out there and reaching the people it's meant to serve. • How savvy are you with social media? How much experience do you have in this social media marketing? • Are you an organized person? • How do you feel about meditation?

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I need it

Employer: Why do you want. this job? Me: The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job.
Employer: Why do you want. this job? Me: The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job.

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What?

adamkarpiak Chief of Staff at Zomato Page 2 of 2 Salary details • There is no salary for this role for the first year. You will have to, in fact, pay ₹20 lacs for this opportunity. 100% of this "fee" will be paid in the form of a donation directly to Feeding India (if you are offered the role, and you accept it). • At our end, we want to demonstrate that we are not trying to save money here - we will contribute 50 lacs (equivalent to a Chief of Staff salary) to a charity of your choice. Second year onwards, we will start paying you the usual salary (definitely more than 50 lacs, but something we will only talk about at the start of Year 2). Why pay for this role? We believe that people who apply for this role should do it for the learning opportunity it presents, rather than for a fancy well paying job which will make you look cool in front of yourself, or the people you want to impress. Put differently, think of this as a fast track learning program, for you both personally and professionally - whether or not you succeed at this role. And we want learners for this role, not résumé builders. How to apply Please email a cover letter (up to 200 words) to me at d@zomato.com. No résumé attachments required - please say what you have to say within 200 words.
adamkarpiak Chief of Staff at Zomato Page 2 of 2 Salary details • There is no salary for this role for the first year. You will have to, in fact, pay ₹20 lacs for this opportunity. 100% of this "fee" will be paid in the form of a donation directly to Feeding India (if you are offered the role, and you accept it). • At our end, we want to demonstrate that we are not trying to save money here - we will contribute 50 lacs (equivalent to a Chief of Staff salary) to a charity of your choice. Second year onwards, we will start paying you the usual salary (definitely more than 50 lacs, but something we will only talk about at the start of Year 2). Why pay for this role? We believe that people who apply for this role should do it for the learning opportunity it presents, rather than for a fancy well paying job which will make you look cool in front of yourself, or the people you want to impress. Put differently, think of this as a fast track learning program, for you both personally and professionally - whether or not you succeed at this role. And we want learners for this role, not résumé builders. How to apply Please email a cover letter (up to 200 words) to me at d@zomato.com. No résumé attachments required - please say what you have to say within 200 words.

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Yeah okay

In order to ensure the coherence of our team, you are expected to meet at least 2 of the 6 criteria below You got mostly A-grades in a university Computer Science Bachelor/Master program which included: Algorithms, Formal Methods, Graph Theory, Calculus, Probability, and an introduction to Distributed Systems and Parallel Programming You spent at least 6 months working for a FAANG company (Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Netflix, Google) You previously exited from a start-up very, very successfully • You were an ICPC World Finalist or in a top-10 team in your Region You were an IOI, IMO, or IPhO medalist in High School • You were a top-10 finisher in a major Kaggle contest
In order to ensure the coherence of our team, you are expected to meet at least 2 of the 6 criteria below You got mostly A-grades in a university Computer Science Bachelor/Master program which included: Algorithms, Formal Methods, Graph Theory, Calculus, Probability, and an introduction to Distributed Systems and Parallel Programming You spent at least 6 months working for a FAANG company (Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Netflix, Google) You previously exited from a start-up very, very successfully • You were an ICPC World Finalist or in a top-10 team in your Region You were an IOI, IMO, or IPhO medalist in High School • You were a top-10 finisher in a major Kaggle contest

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Then they don't

Recruiter after promising to "circle back next week" 5213
Recruiter after promising to "circle back next week" 5213

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Too real

Classy Shirts theclassyshirts Suggested for you Follow My grandpa climbed out of the PRIMORDIAL SOUP A This job has a lot of applicants You might be less likely to hear back Typically responds within 1 day indeedⓇ How the world works. so I could apply to 1000s of fake jobs spots on Indeed 1,453 699 Σ
Classy Shirts theclassyshirts Suggested for you Follow My grandpa climbed out of the PRIMORDIAL SOUP A This job has a lot of applicants You might be less likely to hear back Typically responds within 1 day indeedⓇ How the world works. so I could apply to 1000s of fake jobs spots on Indeed 1,453 699 Σ

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Only pure engineers

Requirements: Important: You MUST have a computer science or equivalent degree AND have worked exclusively as a software engineer for your entire career. Unfortunately, we will NOT be able to give consideration to data engineers, ML/AI engineers, data scientists, professors, system administrators turned software engineers, or any other alternative backgrounds.
Requirements: Important: You MUST have a computer science or equivalent degree AND have worked exclusively as a software engineer for your entire career. Unfortunately, we will NOT be able to give consideration to data engineers, ML/AI engineers, data scientists, professors, system administrators turned software engineers, or any other alternative backgrounds.

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It's a joke

“URGENTLY HIRING!! NO EXPERIENCE REQUIRED!" Submits application "Unfortunately we moved forward with a candidate who more closely ali....." "We will keep your resume on file if another opportunity arises" imafin.com
“URGENTLY HIRING!! NO EXPERIENCE REQUIRED!" Submits application "Unfortunately we moved forward with a candidate who more closely ali....." "We will keep your resume on file if another opportunity arises" imafin.com

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Experience

Do you have experience plucking green apples? I worked plucking red apples. I'm pretty sure I'll be able to pluck green apples too So, no experience J:
Do you have experience plucking green apples? I worked plucking red apples. I'm pretty sure I'll be able to pluck green apples too So, no experience J:

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