Meanwhile, in an alternate universe where Corrin/Kamui married Ophelia…

Lissa: What do you mean I'm a great grandmother? I'm only 16!

Frederick: I'm sorry milady, but I have proof. (shows Lissa a picture of an Ophelia mothered Kanna)

Lissa: Great-grandmother… (thud)

Frederick: HELP! CLERIC! SAGE! ANYONE! WE'RE LOSING HER!

Game:

ACTUALLY, it turns out that according to Azura’s supports with Elise, Azura was no longer in Nohr by the time Elise was born. But then, according to Azura’s supports with Harold, Azura was still in Nohr ten years ago.

MEANING THAT ELISE IS TEN YEARS OLD, MAX.

AND THAT ALSO MEANS WE HAVE A NINTENDO GAME WHERE IT’S POSSIBLE FOR ANY OF SEVERAL 25+ YEAR OLD MEN TO MARRY, HAVE SEX WITH, AND IMPREGNATE A TEN YEAR OLD LITTLE GIRL.