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krashlia
krashlia

Morty: Rick! Damnit Rick! you-you can't just sleep with random members of the crystal gems! What do you think the Steven Universe fandom- What do you think they'll say about this?!

(Pearl cleans self in the background)

Rick: (gulps from flask) I don't,uaaaah, know Morty, a(uuuurrpp)plause?

Morty: No Rick! You just don't get it! You don't get it at all! Th-they're a blood thirsty and warlike fandom They won't just take it lying down!

(Pearl folds the sheets, fluffs the pillows and walks out in the background)

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