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latessitrice: absinthenoir fuckrealityihaveablog I want a story about an Italian vampire. No romance, no action. Just 200 pages of "What do you mean, I can't have garlic? Do you know where I'm from?" TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing have you ever met an Italian man the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc #the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can't go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can't go near crucifixes? IN TALY???

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An Italian vampire


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rramshackled Follow *Enjoying hyperfixation* I AM SO CRINGE the universal experience pobopolybius +++ Follow *Enjoying hyperfixation* I AM SO CRINGE Be proud of being cringe. Evil even orolith Follow *Enjoying Drive Home* PENTS 239,280 notes 17
sealedbeastnue "what time is it" you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce "it is cloudy" Source: sealedbeastnue 10,973 notes D
bunney if ur hair covers ur bu have mermaid hair and are a mermaid i dont make the rules unclewhisky As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds. sashaforthewin You are a mermaid, sir 80
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