Let this be a lesson to all those who declate their waifu in their handle

>eventually all you will be remembered for will be you obsession
>people will shitpost on images involving your waifu, predicting that you will come to the image in question
>You will eventually grow tired of being remembered as "that one fanboy who so obsessed with that he literally named himself after her"
>when you grow tired you go to bed
>when you go to bed, you cuddle with you bodypillow of your waifu
>When you cuddle with bodypillows, you will be seen as a pervert and be shunned form society irl
>when you become an outcast you are forced to take refuge in meme sites knowing well that you'd become a target of of mockery

Don't become a target of mockery. Make the Switch. Call DirecTV today, and while you're at it, can you please ask them where I was going with this? I forgot

That shit is more overdone than friggin' Don comments.