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Anonym age 12/07/14 (Sun) 15:16:18 No.94775 947789478894788 94797>94807>9481994825>9483794841 >94842 >94881 94882 >94883 94894 File: 1417965378474.png (985.47 KB, 1024x768, P1000585.png) >birthday >tell family I don't want to do anything special they know I hate being the center of attention and flounder badly in social situations of any kind >force me to go out for dinner with them >go to restaurant >8 family members in total including me >everyone talks among themselves animatedly during the meal snobody talks to me during the meal despite the occasion ostensibly being my birthday >sit quietly and eat my meal >feel uncomfortable that I am so obviously not fitting in >mother and step-dad fighting and being passive aggressive to each other >mother drinking too much >meal nearly finished up >happy that I'll be able to go home soon >suddenly our waiter appears she's carrying a cake swhole restaurants wait-staff is accompanying him singing "Happy Birthday" srest of the restaurant all look around and some tables join in, looking at me and singing >he puts the cake down in front of me sits a custom-made cake that my mother has requested be made for me >cake is adorned with a lone, glum, pale figure hunched over an inedible plastic computer meant to represent me >drunk mother laughing heartily >try my best to put on a smile so as not to appear rude severyone takes pictures of the cake next to me >family forces me to cut the cake >they laugh at me for "cutting the cake weird", "haha look at how he cuts the cake smeal ends >go home Pic related, it's the cake

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IkaNam The Incongruous

IkaNam The Incongruous

May 11, 2015 at 04:56PM EDT

That is so fucking cruel

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supernintendo128

supernintendo128

May 11, 2015 at 05:43PM EDT

At first, you would think they had good intentions, but then came the cake, which was just insulting poor OP.

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