What I Watched / What I Expected / What I Got - Sword Art Online in brief

You forgot the incest

1st episode : "yeah, I'm a beta tester and I went to a really high floor. I know the game really well."
2nd episode : – one month later, noone passed the first floor -
end of 2nd episode "yeah, we made it, we've beaten the first floor."
beginning of 3rd episode : – 25th floor (yeah, apparently, to finish the 1st floor, they lost 1 month, but they magically went to the 25th floor in only a few days.

~12th episode : – one year later – "our bodies are probably on hospitals now" (they think that only after 1 year ?)
13-14th episode : "yeah, I'm finally out of this game. oh wait there's a fairy game now."
end of season 1 : "yeah, I'm finally out of this 2nd game."
wait, there's a season 2 ? is this bleach or something ?

me, when seeing sword art online :

so much potential, but so much crap.
it's watchable, but that's all.