Video Game Logic - If life were an MMORPG

This is why I love that some of the newer MMOs have surnames. You can basically use any name you want.

I know, EVE Online as a name/surname system, and Star Trek Online is noteworthy in that players have their account name, and then their character name, so 2 characters can have the same name, because of the separate account names, it's a brilliantly simple solution to a stupid problem.