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Warhammer 40,000 - shooter and wheels

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Player 1 (white shirt, henceforth called Wheels) is a Warhammer powergamer. His gimmick is to hold his entire army in reserve. The opponent will be forced to deploy conservatively, since Wheels' side of the field will be empty. At the beginning of his first turn, Wheels will deploy his entire force in a compact "spearhead", then advance and pierce the enemy line at its weakest point , Wheels will deploy Player 2 (black shirt, let's call him Shooter) is aware of Wheels' gimmick. During the normal deployment/setup phase, Shooter places his commander on the field. In Warhammer, two players are supposed to take turns - deploying and counter-deploying until everything is on the field. However, Wheels announces that he's deploying nothing he'll hold his entire force in reserve (as he planned all along) Shooter places a row of scouts into a single thin skirmish line covering Wheels' entire edge of the table. Scouts can be deployed anywhere, but anti-cheese rules prevent him putting a scout within 30 cm of an opposing unit, but there are no opposing units anywhere on the field and so the rule is moot. Tactically, these scouts are f----- they have no cover, no support, and they're on open ground. As soon as the opposing cavalry takes the field, these guys will die. The deployment phase ends It's now Wheels' turn. Shooter informs him that the game is over. Wheels can't actually deploy any of his motorcycles - anti-cheese rules prevent him from placing a reserve unit within 5cm of an enemy model. There isn't a single 5cm gap anywhere on Wheels' edge of the field Wheels' entire force is doomed to sit uselessly "in reserve" until the game ends, at which point he'll lose automatically because Shooter controls the entire map The tournament officials declared that Shooters interpretation of the rules was technically correct and granted him the victory And now you know why Shooter is smiling while Wheels is poring over a rulebook.

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WezliGiantsbane333

WezliGiantsbane333

Mar 30, 2015 at 07:43PM EDT

That's what you get for relying on loopholes to win.

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noot4

noot4

Mar 30, 2015 at 08:55PM EDT

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