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ATTEMPT TO KILL SPIDER BUT MISS HE'S GOING TO ATTACK YOU WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP TONIGHT

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SHE'S 17 AND HE'S 18? P---!!1 ONE1H ELEVEN!!

Stranger's kid asks for some of my candy. His parents will call me a rude bastard ifI don't. His parents will scream p--- ifIdo.

Hear laughter while doing Macarena dance THEYRE LAUGHINGAT ME LOHNHASCHEEZBURGER.COM ,,導。

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