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sophie @Scphietab な 塩Follow My mum was too embarrassed to tell the vet our tortoise was called voldetort so she just said his name was Susan RETWEETS FAVORITES 4 014 22 14 letmebestardust: thecurlyginger mysharona1987 Oh my God. VOLDETORT. Hold on, best story ever: My friend's wife is the front desk person at a vet clinic, and this woman calls in asking if she can bring her lizard in. His wife agrees and asks what the lizard's name is for the appointment. The woman says, "His name is Harry. His wife wasn't sure if she heard correctly. "Harry?" "Yeah, Harry. As in "You're a lizard, Harry .”

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