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File 230121pq-(159 KB. 1280x720, 0b88e5fe-9090-420d-b5d2-3( ).jpg) G 1 Anonymous 12/27/13(Fri)19:53:43 UTC-5 No.523682447 Replies: 523684750 523687531 >be me >be a couple years ago >be in 7th grade >obsessed with Liberty Prime replay the 2 Liberty Prime quests from Fallout 3 and Broken Steel every night before I go to bed >dress in a different Liberty Prime shirt every day >drawing a picture of Liberty Prime in class one day >this one kid sitting next to me says, "hey f-- you drawing one of those s----- robots again? >his friend joins in, "dude, what the bell is wrong with you, you're so obsessed with that s---" first guy grabs my drawing and rips it up >"maybe that'll teach you to not be such a f-- >eyes start watering start crying >everyone's staring at me now >close my eyes >hear a feint, slow, thud >air starts to smell like machine oil and democracy >open my eyes and see Liberty Prime COMMUNISM IS A LIE" >vaporizes the kid who tore my paper with his eye laser >picks me up DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM throws a mini-nuke at the rest of the class ALASKA'S LIBERATION IS IMMINENT" >been waiting all my life for this moment 刈'm ready, liberty prime, take me!" COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE" >writh in ecstacy as he inserts his massive robocock into my supple a------ >pass out from pleasure >wake up the next morning with an a--- cavity filled with tiny little nukes and prostate cancer >Liberty Prime is love, Liberty Prime is life

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