Pokémon - Image #917,926

Dragonite: "No amount of Mega Evolving will change the fact that you're just a phony who loses to a bunch of pebbles! You bring shame to Dragon-types everywhere!"

Charizard: "Well at least I'm not some reject from Dragon Tales who can't tolerate a little cold weather and gets his scaly ass handed to him by a friggin key ring!"

[angry dragon noises]