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shoresoftheshadowlands toxeh SUPERSTR DUEI hellmas: me: mom please get me a boyfriend for valentines day. mom: i will try. instead she got me this giant cucumber, a bottle of lube, a condom, and on a sticky note she wrote "this was the best I could do - love mom 42,996 notes け ツ

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bunney if ur hair covers ur bu have mermaid hair and are a mermaid i dont make the rules unclewhisky As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds. sashaforthewin You are a mermaid, sir 80
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