>Dark Spirit has invaded!
>Dime a dozen backstabbin' scumbag
>herewegoagain.jpg
>Charge him with dual Greataxes, successfully predict roll and smash his face in
>He immediately goes for another backstab, apparently thinking I wouldn't expect it.
>Kill him without taking damage.
>"You have received a message!"
>Open message
>"Nub"
>mfw

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Smough, you little casul? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in cosplay, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on dex scrubs, and I have over 300 confirmed pancakes. I am trained in hornet ring warfare and I’m the top backstabber in the entire darkwraith covenant. You are nothing to me but just another humanity. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this kingdom, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of hollows across the convoluted timelines and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, katanafag. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can invade you anywhere, anytime, and I can backstab fish you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Andre of Astora and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the planet. If only you could have known what MLG retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking souls. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price. I will estus all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, casul.