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>be raided, enslaved, r----, murdered, and conquered for 500 years >your homelands suffer from destitute poverty because of the constant sea raids destroying naval trade and transport routes >Byzantium is begging for help, southern france is easy picking for slavers, Spain is conquered and france is invaded, churches are burned and nuns are r---- en masse in conquered cities, southern italy and sicily live in fear scall upon nobles, peasants, the poor and rich alike to put an end to centuries of oppression and evil and retake the holy lands that are dear to you >sell your lands, your estate, your everything to buy armor, a sword, and enough food to make it halfway across the world, knowing you won't return but believe in the cause of justice >lose hundreds of thousands of good men for over a hundred years in perpetual war a thousand years later your ancestors piss on your grave and bend over for the very people you traveled through hell itself to stop

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>be raided, enslaved, r----, murdered, and conquered for 500 years >your homelands suffer from destitute poverty because of the constant sea raids destroying naval trade and transport routes >Byzantium is begging for help, southern france is easy picking for slavers, Spain is conquered and france is invaded, churches are burned and nuns are r---- en masse in conquered cities, southern italy and sicily live in fear scall upon nobles, peasants, the poor and rich alike to put an end to centuries of oppression and evil and retake the holy lands that are dear to you >sell your lands, your estate, your everything to buy armor, a sword, and enough food to make it halfway across the world, knowing you won't return but believe in the cause of justice >lose hundreds of thousands of good men for over a hundred years in perpetual war a thousand years later your ancestors piss on your grave and bend over for the very people you traveled through hell itself to stop

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Dec 03, 2019 at 02:53AM EST

That is 110% not how the crusades went down. It wasn't a justified retaliation, it's a mad grab for power and territory that led to the deaths of thousands of innocent people.

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