>with Don at Olive Garden >trying to enjoy pasta and endless breadsticks and salad >Don's researching animal advice memes >his phone rings and Anthony Burch is on it >they're talking about the new Memelands 3 >Burch invites Don to help write it >Don accepts >as he's leaving, I try to speak but throat and pockets are loaded with spaghetti >the Italian Armed Forces are waiting right outside to storm the building >the signal to storm in is when parmesan cheese falls out of my pockets >as Don is near the door, I swallow my pasta >I yell for him and he looks at me quizzingly >I tell him I'm not Anthony Burch >Don, the IAF, employees, and customers all stop and look at me >the spaghetti in my pockets have stopped >Tears are streaming as I tell them all I'm not Anthony Burch >Don walks up and hugs me tightly >The IAF drop their weapons and begin celebrating >Olive Garden starts flooding with customers and pasta >Don's deadpooling animal advice memes >Anthony Burch's cries are heard through Don's phone %
%{color:green}>am made a National Hero in Italy and America >mfw I'm not Anthony Burch
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