FANFICTION TIME:

Ike couldn't help himself. he gave into his instincts as a man and rushed Palutena. although she was a goddess, she was no match for the Radiant Hero. No matter how hard she struggles, he always seemed more dominant. She sat back in disconfort as he pulled her in closer. He leaned in and whispered in her ear the phrase, "…prepare yourself". Palutena watched in horror as Ike pulled out his…RAGNELL SO HE CAN PULL OFF A GREAT AETHER! HE THREW HER INTO THE AIR AND WATCHED HER BODY CRINGE AS HE CAME DOWN FOR THE FINAL IMPACT.

…The End.