The reason I stopped telling jokes and make pranks years ago. I admit, I used to get out of hand at times. I remember the last "bad" joke or prank I did was putting an elastic band on a kitchen sink sprayer, which caused it to spray water to anyone who used the sink. While I was laughing my ass off, my poor parents who were so tired from a horrible day at working were like

They ignored me through the whole day and I felt so horrible.