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leonardbonesy: I love working at amazon during the holidays because you get to see all of the things people order for Christmas. It's fun thinking that the little froggy rainboots you just shipped out will make some toddler miles away squeal with delight, or the earrings you just stuck in a box will earn a kiss. but then you box a huge black dildo shaped like a fist. 100,420 notes 山一

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Platus

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Dec 03, 2014 at 07:04PM EST

. . . which will make an adult squeal with delight.

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tokesmokingsuper

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Dec 03, 2014 at 08:33PM EST in reply to Dinonick

don't worry I've got you covered

or it will make a child squeal with delight too

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