Go Mike show the new guy how to be inserti…I mean assertive!

FOXY WALKS BY
Mike: There's that guy who stole your pizza. Don't you want it back?
Jeremy: PEPPERONI!
Mike: Listen you! My friend's got something to say!
Foxy: Aarghh? Who said that? Was it you, land lubber?
Mike:Tell him off, Jeremy. Assert yourself!
Jeremy: That's my pizza slice!
Mike: Good! Now let him have it!
Jeremy: You can have it
Foxy: Say! Thank matey!
Mike: NO!
Mike hides behind desk and leaves a message, with Jeremy zoning out making a dull expression jaw open, phone rings, answer machine goes off
Mike from phone: Hey, knot prick! Yeah, you, yiffer over here! Surrender that pizza slice or every waking moment for you will become a swirling torrent of pain and misery!
Foxy throws pizza at Jeremy's face bursting into tears running back to pirate's cove