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H-------- SOME M------------ SCIENCE!
The four universal forces are, in order from weakest to strongest, gravity, electromagnetic force, weak nuclear force, and strong nuclear force. "How weak is gravity? I thought it was the strongest force," you may say because you are a pathetic simpleton, but think of it like this: All of the gravity of Earth is canceled out by the box you are currently living in. The electromagnetic force of that box is stronger than all of the gravity of an entire planet. As you can probably imagine (or not. After all, it is you that we are talking about), it takes an immense amount of mass for gravity to even affect things. That said, it is the longest reaching force. The other two forces, strong and nuclear, are important to the structure of Reality itself, which is why I am currently spending all of my money on research for a weapon that can cancel out the strong nuclear force. Take that, Universe! I shall show you that I am not worthless! Anyways, you may remember that like charges repel each other, as well as the fact that the nucleus is made of protons and neutrons. "Hey," you may realize, "Why don't the protons repel each other?" Well, you pathetic little worm, the reason why is the strong nuclear force, which, in addition to being stronger than all of the other forces, holds the nucleus together. The weak nuclear force is related to radioactive decay and nuclear fusion, but that is totally not important or whatever. Some believe that the ultimate goal of physics is the unification of all four forces, but the closest model, the Standard Model (not that you would know), has only united three, and it consists of a nightmarish amount of complex and confusing equations. Who knows, maybe you might find the Ultimate Equation except you never will, you miserable little parasite.