As I walk through the valley of the over sized breasts
I take a look at my life and realize mai waifu's the best
I've got her picture on my pillow, and my mouse pad too
All them other trash waifus ain't got nothin' on you
We always have dinner together each and every night
Her face glowing on my monitor is such a lovely sight
and don't you dare go and talk shit 'bout mai waifu
That's the quickest invitation for me to ruin your laifu.

Been spendin' most our lives livin' in the waifu's paradise, I buy her figurines once or twice livin' in the waifu's paradise, it's hard work and endless nights livin' in the waifu's paradise~