"Kome vith me hif you whant tha lif"

"Why should I trust you ?"

"The day-shift guard reprogrammed me to help you survive. The manager's office is the only off-limit zone with a door. I have the key."

"What about the others ? What if they see us ?"

"I'll act like I'm dragging you to backstage. They won't suspect a thing. Let's go."

"My CPU is a dough net processor, a pizza computer. The more contact I have with pizza related singing establishments, the more I learn…about your excessive calorie intake."